problematic cinnamon roll

hi you found my secret snake plissken shrine of shame. occasionally nsfw.

[demon-dai]

he tolerates her 🐍👹

[spengsart]

Drawing Kurt russell’s jawline soothes me

[profdrlachfinger]

Jack Burton & Snake Plissken ~ Big Trouble in Little China / Escape from New York

Well, @littledozerbaby and I talked about what those zippers on Snakes shirt are for … AND THIS IS OF COURSE THE CORRECT ANSWER.

[littledozerdraws]

someone’s about to get stabbed in the chest 💔

[plissken-chan]

ive risen from the grave to reblog this picture

[timoillo]

Inktober starts with best Snake.

[tapeworrmart]

SQUISH HIM!!! I may come back and colour these eventually but for now I HAD to doodle some chubby Plissken…cuz he IS chubby…

[mater--suspiriorum]

I got so frustrated with this that I cried a bit, but look at how well it turned out.

If you guys ever doubt yourself or believe that you can’t do something, wind those feelings up and make them your bitch.

[speedoweedo]

tfw u love a character who is an asshole with 0 redeeming qualities and makes 0 attempt to better themself

[necro-cinders]

Bruised and bloodied Snake.

Because I’m impressed (and terrified) with how much punishment this man can take.

[necro-cinders]

Lady Snake, a creation of mine and @namasteehee. 

Her appearance is based on Kathleen Turner.

[necro-cinders]

Maureen (or the girl in the Chock Full O’ Nuts. Because, you know. It was Chock Full O’Crazies).

I think she’s so cute and Season Hubley did such a good job of making her innocent, yet something about her was unhinged because of what New York did to her. Poor girl. However, you would think that if Snake Plissken let her get close enough and deemed her cute enough to open his mouth for a smooch, she’d proclaim that it was worth it.

[aidanphantom]

Escape from New York (1981)

[stitchdraws]

I’m usually no good with likeness but this one came out looking good

[cyberae0n]

[snakechronicles]

These are the only surviving pictures for my flashback sequence costume from my canceled Snake Plissken project from High School called “Escape From Earth”.

[draklorleah]

So I am def. on board with the idea that Snake Plissken from the “Escape from _” series is asexual

I mean partly because, in a genre where the hero is always THE GREAT MASCULINE™, Snake meets all the usual traits of STRONG, MUSCLE, BEARD, BALLSY ONE-LINERS, GUN! except that he is never interested in bangin’ the ladies. Without fail, there’s always some hot lady who throws herself at him during the film, but he is just so disinterested. 

But he doesn’t exactly fall into the “I have no feelings whatsoever” trope of asexual characters… which is really saying something, because he gives so few fucks about most things. But he actually cares about people he meets, about the ladies he meets. 

Like when he brushes off the sexual advances of a lady in EFLA, he does so by also giving her a gun– which is honestly a pretty considerate gesture, given how useful weapons are for survival in that setting, and how he could probably stand to hold onto that gun himself. And the ladies who die in these films, he actually mourns them. 

Hell, he saved the life of Utopia (spoiler), despite not even particularly liking her, and probably thinking that she’s an idiot (but generally a nice girl who doesn’t deserve to die). 

What I’m trying to say is that he’s not devoid of feelings or compassion, he just doesn’t seem to have romantic or sexual inclinations.

[plissken-chan]

i feel this gifset helps shows what you mean!

[warrensmith888-deactivated20160]

Snake Plissken’s Christmas card from the year 1997.