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Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

sobbing i didn’t even know this was a quote in the generator

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

emhidesart

Rocky meets Eva Stratt, what could go wrong ❤️

emhidesart

Rocky learns about spiders 👀

the-real-ryland-grace

Just like how Grace tells Rocky he kinda looks like a spider, I wonder if there’s an organism on Erid that disturbingly looks humanoid. I saw a fanart somewhere of Rocky seeing spiders as uncanny valley, so Grace definitely feels the same when he sees a humanoid creature on Erid.

A lot of the organisms on Erid reside in the atmosphere, so just imagine Grace and Rocky are sitting on the beach one day and there’s a loud thunk on the biodime. Grace looks up and does the iconic high pitched gosling scream. It sort of resembles a human, but its limbs are all weird, its flesh is hard, and there are SO many things wrong about it. But it’s humanoid enough to give him nightmares for days.

“Rocky….what the FUDGE is THAT?!”

“Oh, is Erid flying organism! Name is ♫ ♪ ♫. Sort of looks like Grace, question?”

“Rock, I never want to see one of those again.”

“Oh. Understand.”

the-real-ryland-grace

Grace sees his house just after it was built on Erid for the first time, and the only Eridian he has seen so far is Rocky for various reasons. He examines the interior, taking in everything with awe until he gets to a large door looking thing in the back. It goes from the floor to the ceiling, and is quite wide.

“Rocky, what’s this for?”

“Is for Adrian!”

“Adrian…?”

The door slides open and standing Infront of Grace is a massive (relative to Rocky) blue green spiky Eridian.

“Hello Grace.”

The pitch is so low he can barely hear it. Goddamn Rocky bagged a baddie.

technically-human

The whole world (and maybe more)

kunningkyra

saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought

fishgrrrl

Imagining eva stratt bullying an optometrist into making like four extra pairs of glasses with grace’s prescription just in case.

Imagining carl bringing up that eyesight can change over time on the jet flight back and eva turning their plane around, marching back into the building, and changing her order because god forbid her scientist isn’t able to see all his important science stuff.

Imagining grace floating around with cracked glasses that don’t really work that well for most of his flight back to erid until he digs to the bottom of the storage area and finds a small pack with like 6 pairs of glasses with slightly different prescriptions.

Imagining rocky bullying grace saying ‘just learn echolocation statement’

jarondont

my contribution to the eridian welcoming committee

(template credit to @justcakethanks)

aliferousmetal

diabolical concept: eridians typically do not move the bodies of their deceased from where that person chose to pass. the land reclaims them within a few years, anyway. but when rocky returns home, he amends his last will and testament to ask that his body be moved into grace’s biodome if he dies before grace. he wants to give grace a chance to finally make contact with his carapace without it injuring either of them. when grace finds out, he amends his own testament to do the inverse. rocky’s body would fare better in the biodome than grace’s body outside of it, but either way, they eventually get to make contact without the grief of causing pain.