This is the ploopyman

[ploopyman]

An old guy has to go to Texas or something idk

[ploopyman]

“...and for as long as tables have four legs, I —”

He turned to his left to find a table with only three legs.

“I will be resigning as President.”

[awed-frog]

“Many of you are writing about race, racism and white supremacy right now. Please use this chart to correctly identify Black Americans. Accuracy in how we identify folks is paramount always but especially right now.”

[captain-flint]

BB-8′s binary translated to Basic

Note: In some of these scenes his beeps perfectly imitate the English language so you can almost hear the words instead of beeps, which is a nice little touch. Also in the 4th gif BB-8 genuinely sounds like he’s insulting Poe, so I took some liberty with the translation

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[ploopyman]

Can everyone take a moment to please stop lusting over Ben Solo and take a look at his granddad?

Thanky you.

[intuitive-revelations]

Some highlights of Steven Moffat’s Twitter commentary for the Day of the Doctor live re-watch.

[aenslem]

make me choose: Doctor Who or Once Upon a Time asked by @buffyrosenbergs

[ploopyman]

Oh God Oh Fuck

[ploopyman]

Despacito? More like, Colorado!

[ploopyman]

So, apparently I have RP or Received Pronunciation????? Like, received from fucking who??????????

[ploopyman]

Australia’s like the best parts of Britain and America with the worst parts of Australia.

[ploopyman]

You know what, fuck children.

[ploopyman]

Actually no, don’t do that. That’s illegal.

[ploopyman]

You know what, fuck children.

[ploopyman]

Sometimes I’m just looking at someone sitting down and I think, “Woah, the frame rate on this game is so realistic.” Then I remember that I’m in real life.

[ploopyman]

Someone needs to make a TV show with the Spotify ad characters. I would literally pay anything to see it.

[ploopyman]

Am I the only one who doesn’t love Oreos. Like, I just don’t get it what’s the big deal they’re just biscuits calm down.