KING STUFF

pluviofleur's animal blog

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making eye contact with the tupaia

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the dude that takes most of my commission money

look at him i hope you're happy knowing where the money goes to

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definition of beauty

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my dwarf whites! eating guppy food.

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he looooves prayer time so he can cuddle me like this

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Shimmer shed again last night :>

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i want to have a mantid garden (it could just be my bedroom with a thousand of free roaming mantises)

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can’t button his baju melayu teluk belanga because his chest hair is too thick

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look at this photo of my cat would you even care

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i found lots of different Eumorpha fasciatus caterpillar color morphs today!

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i want to be her friend

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out of allllll comfy spots and BEDS in this house he picks this spot to sleep 90% of the time. why? how is this comfortable?

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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he is praying mashallah alhamdulillah brother good for u

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he wants my frog's food :(((( he's been sitting like this in front of the drawer where i keep my PACattack,...

last year he actually chewed a whole packet of PACattack, stabbing holes in the packet with his dummy teeth ,, help

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HAHA datuk

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footage of my cat yawning