[operafish]

you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

[kosmogrl]

[chiimeramanticore]

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

[com3150project]

In the latest episode, one them calls his boss and asks for the day off. It was so thrilling.

[kelvintimeline]

i think the first episode of season three of severance should actually just be a full 60 minute flashback of watching milchick train for work. the dance classes he obviously took. the weeks, months spent learning how to conduct for a marching band. practicing improv at the local bar's comedy night so he could outsmart the kier bot. the research he put into finding out kier's height just so he could get his ass.

zero time spent on business skills, computer skills, management skills. i want it realistic. i want to watch this man master every skill but running an office floor.

the b plot could be miss huang's theremin lessons. again, all flashbacks.

[cannibalspicnic]

My friend, Mr. Milchick, is having a rough day. I hope he gets a chance to see Drummond's exsanguinated corpse.

[thememedaddy]

[beyourghost]

harmony cobel you were born to lurk in the shadowy corners of a fireplace lit cabin and they were making you work in a corporate office go girl live your truth

[sashayed]

he's a one man security team. he's a drum major. he's the world's greatest event planner. he's an immersive theatre girly. he's doing award show jokes with an evil robot. he's trapped in a bathroom getting smacked with a trombone. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he?

[disgustinggf]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[m-e-w-666]

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

[m-e-w-666]

the word i was looking for was hindsight

[carfuckerlynch]

i’m literally a boytoy i shouldn’t have to WORK

[gkpmnipples]

[watermotif]

will someone go into the fog with me

[lichtberg]

AAAA/The Useful Idiot

2024

IG

[pocketss]

the girls...

[dyke-pollinator]

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

[nightpool]

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right