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ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

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A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

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this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

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let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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I reblog this everytime

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I can’t wait until I have little ones running around

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I want my family I’m.ready for one bruh

aplpaca

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

urbanism

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

henrvcavill

Winston Duke for Esquire USA (2019)

prettyandmean

DIMENSION BABY!!

dare-i-say-asexual

The stories of women in my family who were forced into lives they didn’t want and didn’t utilize their passions breaks my heart. My grandma wanted to be a journalist and write about the injustices she saw inflicted on disabled ppl while she was volunteering at a state run institution as a teen. Her father decided that she was “too fat and stupid” for college and forced her to get married at 17 or else he’d make her homeless. As a kid she told me that she wished people believed that she had meaningful opinions on events around her. One of my great grandmothers wanted to be an artist but was pressured into marrying a man who beat her. She stayed up late each night when her children were in bed writing poetry and pasting it over elaborate collages she mad herself. We still have stacks of these notebooks she created but was never allowed to do anything with. My mother wanted to be an operatic singer and was considered a musical prodigy in her town because she taught herself three seperate instruments by 13. When she was 18 she met my then 30 year old father who emotionally manipulated her into giving up her dreams to start a family with him. As a kid I would hear her up at night playing the violin or doing vocal exercises until she became too depressed to practice anymore. Like idk y’all there’s a quiet type of violence in the way women’s talents are devalued and brushed aside in favor of bullying them into “traditional” roles that ultimately don’t fulfill what they wanted for their lives. We’ve lost so much art, music, writing, science, and happiness to misogyny.

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And then men will smugly ask “Well where are all the great women artists, writers, scientists, etc, then?” while they think that they are so great despite not personally contributing to improve mankind in any way because other men have.

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Niecy Nash and her beautiful daughter Dia #Twinning

notmyskies

copy & paste

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One of my favorite “never thought of that, but makes sense” facts is that the moon looks upside-down if you see it from the other hemisphere.

When my friend from Brazil landed in the US for the first time, she stepped off the plane and saw an upside-down moon, which is more than a little alarming when you’re jetlagged and nervous about moving to a new country.

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for those of you confused like I was, I created a diagram

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Solange singing the proud family theme song

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zorascreation

This is Black Millennial culture at its finest WOW

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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Not taking no chances

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its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

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Michoacán’s Monarch Butterfly sanctuary

theselfcarelifestyle

You can always start again. Clean out your social media. Create a new account for your new taste in music. Study or work in a new city. Start socialising with new people. Choose a new signature scent and style and purge the outdated parts of yourself. If you don’t like where you’re at, but you don’t know what to do about it - try starting again.

odditymall

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

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This some of that James Bond shit.

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Swiss Army Hairclip

grandenchanterfiona

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

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FINALLY!!!

naamahdarling

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

fearlessjones

this is some Kingsman shit right here

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@mysterysolver

literalbirdperson

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.