your majesty

watch hxh read the links in my navi

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anybody w my phone number: i no longer have a phone so don’t try to reach me that way sorry

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

me after an exam

me: boy that exam was hard

dark souls fan: i bet it wasnt as hard as dark souls, top kek

me: who let you out of your cage

[tista-bie]

*says “gg” so you think i mean “good game” but i really mean “git gud”*

[lionelandresmessii]

[trigonognathus]

IS THIS REAL

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please consider: cards against humanity as a tarot deck

[plushbuttocks-blog]

would you rather have a pet that's super cute but has a really spoiled personality or a pet that looks super fierce and tough but is actually a small baby

this is the cutest question ever soup thank u

the second one definitely i want something that looks like it kills for fun and keeps me safe through intimidation alone but then the threat passes and it rolls over and exposes its soft underbelly for cuddling

you? o:

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n o it was really weird and he was super persistent i ended up going around the outside of the store to avoid him it was so uncomfortable

[plushbuttocks-blog]

this is a real question not a humble brag but is it normal for mall kiosk people to just. give you their number bc uh

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

Californians: we got in n out 

me: we got water

[darklydreaminggirl]

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no masters or kings, when the ritual begins. there is no sweeter innocence, than our gentle sin.

[xekstrin]

DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE?!?!!?!

[garomaster]

the dog in clock town is so rude

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[myrosecolouredgirl]

All I do is drink coffee and say bad words

[bang]

[plushbuttocks-blog]

Friend: *tells me an accomplishment they consider small*

Me: *starts crying* you are so great you deserve the good things in your life I'm so proud

[plushbuttocks-blog]

shapeshift into 5 billion rich memes

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