Satussy

I'm big with trans teens, girls, lesbians, the mentaly ill, the very sad

[satan-unofficial]

"I asked ChatGPT" kill- [remembers suicide jokes only worsen people's mental health] the fear of failure and making mistakes that resides in your heart

[satan-unofficial]

Bro wtf life got so serious I forgot my whimsy and my tomfoolery

[satan-unofficial]

"Bro" is gender neutral to me, just like "giiiiiirlllll", btw

[satan-unofficial]

Bro wtf life got so serious I forgot my whimsy and my tomfoolery

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Me if I was a demon in hell:

Hai, so I'm here to like torture you or something... Do you wanna watch Frozen with me? (Proceeds to watch it on repeat for eternity while I sing out of tune and with incorrect words)

[abel-official]

@satan-offical @satan-unofficial can we arrange this?

[satan-unofficial]

Sure, every desired form of torture is welcome, BUT only with the soul's consent hehe

[satan-unofficial]

Trick or treat ✨

Treat, thanks. Life's tricky enough :D

[sugar-for-ashes]

[snommelp]

...going?

[cannibaldruid]

@satan-unofficial this true?

[satan-unofficial]

Yup, 1000%

[satan-unofficial]

I believe in the healing power of Vienna by Billy Joel

[spinosaurus-official]

I wanna start a master list of all, the satan knockoffs

[king-of-oreo]

I can help

@unsatan-offical

@satan-unofficial

@satan-offlcal and their alts @satan-offfical and @satan-offica1 and @satan-offical

[satan-unofficial]

WOWOWOW I AM NO KNOCKOFF, I'M LITERALLY UNOFFICIAL

[satan-unofficial]

i saw you in youtube shorts today

EXCUSE ME WHAT ??? AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE THE LINK????

DUUUUUDE

[lemonguyxd785]

IT WAS AT SCHOOL 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[king-of-oreo]

Btw are you sure it wasn’t satan-OFFICAL

[lemonguyxd785]

it was unofficial i checked

also i saw the post on the video on this blog

[satan-unofficial]

THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL, MOM I'M FAMOUS WTF

[jeen-yuhs]

Pretty sure it was unsatan offical.

[satan-unofficial]

THEY CHECKED, STOP INSINUATING

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i have a take....

ooc btw, pls be respectful

stop making fake @satan-offical accounts or offical accounts that are similar to other officals, point blank.

ok @satan-unofficial is one thing, shaylas been here longer than me and ive been here long enough for unc status in the officalverse (i gaged at the brain rot term but still), stop trying to mooch off others fame, this goes for any offical, its not cool, its selfish. there are like 7 of the same offical accounts and like bro, just stop you can still interact with people without an offical, fuck im more likely to interact with you if ur not because its something different, you dont need to just on the trend. if you have a good idea that is ORIGINAL sure, thats great. i love the officalverse i love you guys but there are so many of you, that being an offical has lost novelty, sigh, sorry yall. i dont want to be hateful at all, and thats not how i meant it, im just tierd of it and most of us are.

thanks now back to being ur least fav gal

[satan-unofficial]

LMAO I'm here for the gran status btw, I'm old as Hell itself

But yeah there are TOO MANY officals rn, I genuinely lost track

[satan-unofficial]

i saw you in youtube shorts today

EXCUSE ME WHAT ??? AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE THE LINK????

DUUUUUDE

[lemonguyxd785]

IT WAS AT SCHOOL 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[king-of-oreo]

Btw are you sure it wasn’t satan-OFFICAL

[lemonguyxd785]

it was unofficial i checked

also i saw the post on the video on this blog

[satan-unofficial]

THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL, MOM I'M FAMOUS WTF

[satan-unofficial]

You were gone for ages

What happened?

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT

I'm an adult with a job and responsibilities 😔

Life got in the way of shit posting, unfortunately, but I hope I'll still be able to make your life worse in the foreseeable future :D

[satan-unofficial]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <333

I am rotten AND horrid :DDD

[satan-unofficial]

i saw you in youtube shorts today

EXCUSE ME WHAT ??? AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE THE LINK????

DUUUUUDE

[isotetra]

BOYCOTT YOUTUBE FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS!! IT DOESNT END UNTIL THEY GET RID OF THE NEW POLICIES!! IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE TOO COMFORTABLE, GET UP AND DO YOUR PART!!!! WE DONT NEED YOUTUBE, THEY NEED US. LETS PUT OUR COLLECTIVE FOOT DOWN

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

@autism-offical @satan-unofficial yall have big followings. Spread this?

[satan-unofficial]

Wrong Satan, I'm the unofficial one so I can offer you 100 weirdos and a can of Gaza Cola

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

haha, i have more followers, suck on my dick :D

[satan-unofficial]

That's not nice!!!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM NOT NICE, YOU IMMATURE FUCK

[satan-unofficial]

Drink some chamomile tea with honey and STFU<3

[isotetra]

BOYCOTT YOUTUBE FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS!! IT DOESNT END UNTIL THEY GET RID OF THE NEW POLICIES!! IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE TOO COMFORTABLE, GET UP AND DO YOUR PART!!!! WE DONT NEED YOUTUBE, THEY NEED US. LETS PUT OUR COLLECTIVE FOOT DOWN

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

@autism-offical @satan-unofficial yall have big followings. Spread this?

[satan-unofficial]

Wrong Satan, I'm the unofficial one so I can offer you 100 weirdos and a can of Gaza Cola

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

haha, i have more followers, suck on my dick :D

[satan-unofficial]

That's not nice!!!

[isotetra]

BOYCOTT YOUTUBE FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS!! IT DOESNT END UNTIL THEY GET RID OF THE NEW POLICIES!! IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE TOO COMFORTABLE, GET UP AND DO YOUR PART!!!! WE DONT NEED YOUTUBE, THEY NEED US. LETS PUT OUR COLLECTIVE FOOT DOWN

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

@autism-offical @satan-unofficial yall have big followings. Spread this?

[satan-unofficial]

Wrong Satan, I'm the unofficial one so I can offer you 100 weirdos and a can of Gaza Cola