he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods
@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD
*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*
His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is
*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*
*SNAP*
*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*
He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal
*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*
He just stops. And starts laughing his ass off. Like an idiot
*oh that’s a very angry tiger. they leapt at the deer, actually managing to get a scratch at the deer before flopping over his own paws again*
fuckin’ hell…
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
THERES PLENTY OF OTHER ANIMALS, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?
*their ears pinned back hearing him yell, god he always hated yelling*
uhm… i… was hungry…?
*wow, it’s like the moment he started yelling, they turned from a fierce apex predator to a pathetic housecat…*
thats not an excuse to eat people!
They seem to be thinking
are you high or something?
…not technically…? ‘s just… pain meds…?
…i may have been dragged out of the hospital by my friend.
why were you at the hospital ?
And why did your friend drag you out?
uhm… snake bite, ‘m pretty sure… ‘n my friend lost her kid so she made me help…
…she had a gun! what did you expect me to do? not go along and help ‘er?
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE???!!!
He has not a clue the type of stuff that happens on a daily basis








