[ID from alt: Pokémon characters paired with text posts.
L: "someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice"
Harmony: "i need to get into cars" / Naveen: "they have doors which help with this" / Harmony: "most of them are locked i've only gotten lucky like twice"
Urbain/Taunie: "hot tip: only feel genuine elation when you are helping someone else who is suffering and define your self worth based on how many people you can save. since pain is boundless in this wretched world the only path to true happiness is through constant self-sacrifice"
Zygarde Core: "a cage is ratting from beneath a towel and you hear snapping and vicious snarling and you pull back the towel to see a single worm inside the cage"
Yveltal in Pokémon Amie: "the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy"
Mega Darkrai: "sorry i can't hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behavior" / Korrina: "I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out"
Ansha: "if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked"
Lysandre with a text message reading: "I'm going to KMS." The auto-suggested replies are "Okay" (Serena), "Cool" (Calem), "Yay!" (Shauna), and "Good luck" (Zygarde).
ZA/XY textposts, part 7/?