pesto is the besto

good news!! you dont have to pretend this blog is anything other than complete shit

[goodassdog]

[alligator3000]

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

[memewhore]

[w1thdrawal]

Logic

[kangals]

[atemporalpainting]

a deer

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[abeeiamnot]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[archiemcphee]

[iluvworms-deactivated20191117]

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cabbagecat)

[ulibeanzz]

by all memes necessary

[holycorpse-deactivated20131219]

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

[johnandwolf]

[actualdogvines]

[highqualitycutie]

my lil urban polar bear. ig: sleepyyalice

[actual-gop]

Ask the gays

[lindsaychrist]

me in an argument about homosexuality 

[dutchstore]