What The Mutt

21/He:Him/Gay/INTJ/Virgo/USA,TX/ computer engineering student Hello welcome to my blog, names Luxas or Lux. I like a lot of things, this is mainly a reblog blog, but I do make some art, mostly of my fursona tho.

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plot twist on a plot twist

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tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

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did yall really get undertale to trend #1 for the last legal fingers in his ass sunday akfjljksdfal

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I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE

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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

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I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

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my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

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Local council called out on Twitter

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Maximum levels of petty.

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i love me some pettyness, petty is my middle name, i am lovin this!

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Visit Original Link

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what order are you even supposed to read this in?

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I don’t fucking know my man

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The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

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Enjoy yourself.

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happy sunday

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cover art for his upcoming mixtape 🔥🔥🔥🤘

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x

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cronch

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Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken

Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.

Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym

Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?

Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grew until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.

Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…

Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now

Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?

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straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

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bitch…omg

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omfg

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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

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this is a carwash for people

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I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

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You fucker

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I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

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I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

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This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

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The above is a mist made out of waterfall! (Source)

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The prettiest sight in Fog World

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me settling on a deck chair in this titanic of a site