Everyone's Gay and Autistic

Welcome to my Ask Blog/HC Blog. Everyone's probably Gay and definitely Autistic. Mostly just Perryshmirtz. Heinz, Perry and The Boys are open for asking. Set Before O.W.C.A Files/Doof 101/Act Your Age.

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Heinz HC 2

He’s an insomniac due to his frequent PTSD nightmares and severe nighttime separation anxiety, mainly being away from perry or Vanessa for too long, specifically at night under fear of them getting hurt/not coming back to see him.

During the hours of the night/early morning, he usually makes blueprints and test inators, or just laying in bed hugging his plushie of Perry, who he calls Pretendy The Snugglepus.

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Heinz HC 1

He’s Autistic, main sensory issues in noises and fabric/clothing textures.

His stims consist of rocking while sitting (on his heels when standing), bouncing, clearing his throat and purring/meowing as his verbal stim.

because of this, New Years is his least favourite holiday if he spends it alone/too close to fireworks due to the sound, which usually sets off a sensory overload. When Perry is there, he does the best he can to muffle the bangs.

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Perry HC 11

He’s autistic and has moderate sensory issues, mainly food textures and noises.

He usually stims via arm flapping, bouncing/spinning and chew necklaces. Although he does subconsciously rock if he sits cross-legged, and his chirring is also his only verbal stim. It doesn’t always mean words.

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Perry HC 10

He gets easily stressed over little things, even aggressive if it’s been a tough day/mission.

He usually takes his stress out via training with Pinky or in his training room inside his lair. He’s had to replace the punching bag 5 times over the past 3 months.

Doof has learnt more than once not to aggravate a stressed/mad perry, as he tends to snap. Perry always apologises afterwards, though.

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Perry HC 9

He both loves and hates having to train recruits.

he hates it because he can’t stand working with someone who isn’t Pinky, and he feels like the trainees are far too young to be doing something so dangerous. 

He also has no general idea on how to take care of crying kids since it triggers his fight or flight responses.

But he loves it because their so small and cute and fluffy and goddamn it, he just wants to pet them.

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Perry HC 8/Platypus HC

Perry, due to his colour, is a rare breed of platypus brought over to America, more specifically the tri-state area, around the 90′s to control the crayfish population.

which explains why he was found in an American pet shop and not an Australian one like he technically should have been, should he be a brown platypus.

These teal platypi are extra venomous and can take down the average human male, hence why Perry rarely uses his spurs, especially in battle.

They have retractable teeth and aggressively bright colouring (teal and orange) that they grow into as they age, originally being born brown and turning teal as they grow.

The teal platypi are also even closer related to their prehistoric versions than the regular ones are, being about a foot taller than the average platypus.

In summary: all of the teal platypi in Australia were put into America to eat the overpopulation of crayfish.

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Perry HC 7

He’s a lot like a cat: rubbing up against someone's leg as affection, purring in his sleep, doing that cat stretch where he practically doubles his body length, curls up with his tail touching his bill, etc.

The boys absolutely love it and sometimes calls him ‘kitty’ in their sleep.

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Perry HC 6

A form of affection he usually does when cuddling his boys or doof is press his bill flat against their nose/forehead as a bonding move. It also brings him comfort if stressed, scared or upset.

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Perry HC 5

He’s been best friends with Pinky since he was adopted, as they are around the same age, if Pinky is not a little younger, he was brought home earlier than Perry.

They tend to spend a lot of time together on their days off just snoozing in the sun while their owners build, and Pinky is one of the only agents Perry is alright being teamed up with.

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Perry HC 4

His fur is extremely soft and fluffy, he actually lies it down when he works more than he ever would with his owners. He may not seem fluffy as an agent, but as a pet, he’s practically a ball of fur.

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Perry HC 3

He joined OWCA very young, as soon as he could walk, in fact. Despite his extremely small size at the time, he was one of the best recruits/trainees, hence why he is now the best agent in OWCA.

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Perry HC 2

He’s Gay, but was questioning for the first 3 years of his life. Figured it out after realising he was in love with Doof.

Him and Doof almost always walk in the pride parade now, except for when his boys want to take him instead. The Flynn-Fletchers are aware of Perry’s sexuality and fully support him, even if they’re not aware of his ‘not-a-mindless-pet’ thing.

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Perry HC 1

Semi-supported by Canon Headcanon: Perry is intersex!

He goes by he/him pronouns and has both spurs (male-exclusive) and the ability to lay eggs/sweat milk (female-exclusive)