do you believe in miracles?

jared | 23 | check out my art blog: pineappical

[ngx-deactivated20120226]

[l-o-t-r]

“There and back again… A Hobbit’s tale by Bilbo Baggins.”

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[lopkelepke]

[dogpuppy]

[dailysudeikis]

Apple Tv just released a promo pic for episode 1 of season 4 of Ted Lasso.

[funny-tik-toks]

[fierceawakening]

I love how hard Steve is laughing.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club

[gandalfsbignaturals]

oh my GOD what is her name i wanna watch more

[starmancyrus]

That is Christopher Caldwell aka Bob the Drag queen and he is iconic

[geocaprican]

I’ve seen this clip countless time (and still fucking funny 😂🤣) but I was today years old when I learned Bob’s government name, which honestly makes this joke even funnier

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm sorry Chris chose the name Bob and is complaining about Steve?

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start to receive marketing from the creepypasta universe

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[emziess]

She slammed her fist on the table. “I don’t care who wants to go. I care who’s most qualified! Dr. Grace, I’m sorry, but you are going on that mission. I know you’re afraid. I know you don’t want to die. But you’re going.” - Page 428 - I’m not some intrepid explorer who nobly sacrificed his life to save Earth. I’m a terrified man who had to be literally dragged kicking and screaming onto the mission. I’m a coward. - Page 431 - “Stop,” I say. Whenever I think about my impending death, I think about Rocky instead. He must have a sense of hopelessness right now. I’m coming, buddy. - Page 496

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller @pscentral​ event 49: Literature & 2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: May color: red | challenge: Try your hand at blending ((Ins//po))

[thedeathdeelers]

watching the 2026 world cup final like

[dailysudeikis]

Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso and Brendan Hunt as Coach Beard at the FIFA World Cup half time. - July 19, 2026.

[politedemon]

TED LASSO || 1x02 "Biscuits"

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I love the little smiley face he drew on the helmet of the eva suit diagram his party hat is made out of

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]