[pobblebonkt]

Trash god (affectionate) 🌸🌸🌸

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[catadromously]

specialization

[valtsv]

[thankyouforthefunny]

I want to be him when I grow up

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[semutamusic]

[memorycycle]

me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[coolyo294]

I love this picture so much I think about it every time I use the mimic tear and go to town on a boss

[glavilio]

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

[cartooncoyote]

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

[bogleech]

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

[nopiedraws]

The furthest you've been from home

[weepingwidar]

Arnold Böcklin (Swiss, 1827-1901) - St. Anthony Preaching to the Fish (1892)

[knightofleo]

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[vamptits]

sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

[pompeiusmagnus]

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]