Riverdale and Extended Universe

masterlist

[quinnfebrey]

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

[joneswuzhere]

divine retribution for riverdale writers’ hubris

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[minicy]

Body by Mother Mother

[chuckclayton]

-elbert hubbard 

for alaina (@mayamccall) → 26 trips around the sun being the kindest, most beautiful human to exist. glad to have known you for the past 4 trips. i hope i can know you for the next 10!

[serpentcentral]

Drew Ray Tanner | 📷 Justin Wu

[inthemoodforchaos]

I already love this

[inthemoodforchaos]

[theriverdalereviewer]

list of worst lines of dialogue in riverdale:

“You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.”

“Bro I’m warning you. You don’t wanna start with me.”

“I was attacked by a bear.”

“That’s because the gargoyle king wants me and Jughead to be together. We’re gonna be a ship.”

“Ethelhead? In your dreams.”

“Because we’re endgame, Archie”

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

“A vughead kiss, right now in the present might be precisely what it takes to save a future bughead from imploding.”

“I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana.”

“That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

“You’ve given me the kiss of life Archie Andrews. Now I’ve given it to your dad.”

“Because if you did I might have to punish you.”

“I’m coo coo bananas for you.”

“SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER.”

“I’m gonna make my bones.”

and of course

“In case you haven’t notice, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”

[yellowpoet]

🎃Halloween asks🎃

Afraid: what’s something you are no longer scared of? Bats: do you sleep with stuffed toys? Broomstick: what’s your favourite chore? Candles: what’s your favourite scent? Cat: what are the names of your pets? Cobwebs: are you scared of insects? Fangs: would you become immortal if you could? Ghost: have you had a supernatural encounter? Gore: are you squeamish? Mummy: do you believe in curses? Nightmare: what’s your favourite Halloween movie? Potion: do you have a ‘party trick’? Pumpkin: do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? Skeleton: have you ever broken a bone? Spells: what superpower would you choose? Sweets: have you ever been trick or treating? Tomb: have you ever been in a graveyard late at night? Vampire: what do you want to dress up as for Halloween? Witch: how long is your hair? Zombie: do you believe in an afterlife?

[chai-tea-phone-tree]

Put the full question in my askbox please! 🌙

[jugheadsbean]

LOOK AT THEM

[podsquads-sinns]

hey, so like i’ve got about 1700 followers on here but y’all know i’m not super active! riverdale has kinda lost its appeal for me BUT i am active on my main @ultracrepidarian-clinomanic and i have a kpop account i’m also active on for those of you who like kpop @kpop-on-a-springday. 

i’m down to write stuff for those who request it!

i’m not usually one to self promote, but nevertheless, my other blogs:

@rebel-sheith ⇾ voltron

@thefoxholeshits ⇾ all for the game

@hozier-is-a-cryptid ⇾ hozier + witchy bits

@snarkyshinso ⇾ bnha 

[70sachillean]

I didn’t lie

[podsquads-sinns]

hey, so like i’ve got about 1700 followers on here but y’all know i’m not super active! riverdale has kinda lost its appeal for me BUT i am active on my main @ultracrepidarian-clinomanic and i have a kpop account i’m also active on for those of you who like kpop @kpop-on-a-springday. 

i’m down to write stuff for those who request it!

i’m not usually one to self promote, but nevertheless, my other blogs:

@rebel-sheith ⇾ voltron

@thefoxholeshits ⇾ all for the game

@hozier-is-a-cryptid ⇾ hozier + witchy bits

@snarkyshinso ⇾ bnha 

[inthemoodforchaos]

why is she like this sldfjskd

[riverdalelgbtq]

Fangs Fogarty | OTP: Swangs | [2/5] 
Yeah, and Fangs is still clinging to life. And whether it was Reggie or Mrs. Klump who pulled the trigger, a Northsider put him there. You took our friend, our land. And you’ll take everything if we give you the chance. So now you get to watch as we burn your school to the ground.

[moonysmind-blog]

Dig a little deeper.

Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen?

Would you prefer to live in the country or the city?

If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar?

What was your favourite book as a child?

Do you prefer baths or showers?

If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?

Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books?

What is your favourite item of clothing?

Do you like your name? Would you ever change it?

Who is a mentor to you?

Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for?

Are you a restless sleeper?

Do you consider yourself a romantic?

Which element best represents you?

Who do you want to be closer to?

Do you miss someone at the moment?

Tell us about an early childhood memory.

What is the strangest thing you have eaten?

What can you see outside your bedroom window?

What are you most thankful for?

Do you like spicy food?

Have you ever met someone famous?

Do you keep a diary or journal?

Do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

What is your star sign?

Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

What would you want your legacy to be?

Do you like reading? What was the last thing you read?

How do you show someone you love them?

Do you like ice in your drinks?

What are you afraid of?

What is your favourite scent?

Do you address older people by their first or last name?

If money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean?

What would you do if you found $50 on the ground?

Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish?

What is one thing you would want to teach your children?

If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

What can you hear right now?

Where do you feel the safest?

What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

If you could travel back to any era, which would you choose?

What is your most used emoji?

What is your favourite season? Why?

How would you spend your ideal day?

Describe yourself using one word.

What do you regret the most?

Invent your own word. What does it mean?

[chai-tea-phone-tree]

Put the whole question in my askbox! ♡

[theriverdalereviewer]

jughead stans: jughead stopped the bad people of color in that hood gang and saved those savages lives by introducing them to the law and turning them into a police force. our white savior civilized those barbaric hoodlums

[villainquoteoftheday-deactivate]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole goddamn life.