why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?

Jo. California. previous urls: alexwishington, mathewmurdockss

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[daddario]

Sir, I'm just a bellboy. You can't treat the staff like this! Oh, I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years, hmm?

[charmophron]

need a light?

[fairweathermyth]

David and Patrick + season six

[mxgicdave]

here’s to the rest of our lives i guess

[rackhamjack]

Eddie: Richie: must protecc (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[aegonvs]

bill hader didn’t have to go that hard but he did it for us gays

[bakkoush]

[flodaya]

I hope no one was bothering you. 

[bongjoonhoe]

That’s a great tactic.

[thesoftboyfriends]

Amira has Eyes™

[joanatheskammer]

[toomucharitime]

#yeet

[brolinjosh]

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. This was a hobbit-hole and that means good food, a warm hearth, and all the comforts of home.

[favetropes]

MONTAG 09:11

[toomucharitime]

david + matteo’s ears

[poedameronsss]

David loves Matteo’s ears. So much so that he can’t stop touching and drawing them. When they’re getting intimate it’s the first thing David goes for, kissing and biting at them and Matteo always giggles uncontrollably when he does it and it’s so cute that David does it more and more often.

When they’re hanging out with the guys he’s always gently petting Matteo’s ears, tugging on them softly whenever Matteo’s acting like a lil brat. And Matteo, who’s such a sucker for touching and affection, always melts further into David.

One day when they’re lying in bed Matteo starts joking that David’s got an ear fetish and it causes endless laughter and ear tugging “I just think they’re cute cute cute” David would say before giving Matteo the tiniest nose kiss that makes Matteo’s own nose scrunch up in delight “they’re like little elf ears.” Which leads to Matteo rolling them over to kiss at any part of David that he can. “You’re so weird, but I love you”