Poetic Trenderman

Trenderman, but he's... Poetic?..

[maccha4dd1kut0]

[snac-e]

is there a page in there or is he just shopping

[poet-trenderman]

im just shopping let me fucking live a little

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

didn't you die tho

[poet-trenderman]

WELL IM ALIVE NOW

[maccha4dd1kut0]

[snac-e]

is there a page in there or is he just shopping

[poet-trenderman]

im just shopping let me fucking live a little

[satan-offical]

I like to think there's a war between the gimmickverse and the officalverse but the gimmickverse doesn't know about the war

[satan-offical]

The massive kingdom of the gimmickverse keeps feeling little spears being thrown at it

They look down to a tiny but angry village throwing sticks at them

[ufo-offical]

*flies past guns blazing*

[purple-slenderman]

...Collect... My... Purple pages?

[slender-hero]

Collect my uhhh

[sapphicslender]

collect my… guh? Huh?

[poet-trenderman]

Collect my poetry. And my ammo. In your body.

[poet-trenderman]

Would you love flirt if it was a wyrm

...yes. yes i would. I'd make them a little wyrm house.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Font preference? Which wrist. How big?

[poet-trenderman]

...No font preference. Left wrist. Medium-sized.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Bottom, top, or side of the wrist?

[poet-trenderman]

Bottom of the wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

I gotcha cakes.

[poet-trenderman]

...Thank you, miss.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

It's Tas.

[poet-trenderman]

...Tas. Sorry.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Ye'r good. So what happened? Breakup? Lost your job? Lost a limb you had a really nice tattoo on?

[poet-trenderman]

...Died and got resurrected... Lost most of my relationships because nobody thinks I'm truly... Me.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Font preference? Which wrist. How big?

[poet-trenderman]

...No font preference. Left wrist. Medium-sized.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Bottom, top, or side of the wrist?

[poet-trenderman]

Bottom of the wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

I gotcha cakes.

[poet-trenderman]

...Thank you, miss.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

It's Tas.

[poet-trenderman]

...Tas. Sorry.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Font preference? Which wrist. How big?

[poet-trenderman]

...No font preference. Left wrist. Medium-sized.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Bottom, top, or side of the wrist?

[poet-trenderman]

Bottom of the wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

I gotcha cakes.

[poet-trenderman]

...Thank you, miss.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Font preference? Which wrist. How big?

[poet-trenderman]

...No font preference. Left wrist. Medium-sized.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Bottom, top, or side of the wrist?

[poet-trenderman]

Bottom of the wrist.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Font preference? Which wrist. How big?

[poet-trenderman]

...No font preference. Left wrist. Medium-sized.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Hell yeah, impulsive depression tattoos! Whatcha want? I can take ya' to my studio and get it done.

[poet-trenderman]

A semicolon on my wrist.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

Jesus can't save you either, trust me, I've tried asking 'im too

[poet-trenderman]

...this might be sudden and stupid, but... I'd like a tattoo, if possible.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[tattoo-artist-slender]

what. i can't even fix my own life.

[poet-trenderman]

jeSUS-

He's obviously startled.

[poet-trenderman]

@tattoo-artist-slender maybe the lesbian can help you

...maybe.

[poet-trenderman]

hey while you're alive why don't you speak to your siblings more

...I try, but they all have lives of their own.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

hey have you met alice

[poet-trenderman]

Who???

[poet-trenderman]

Hey I hear there's someone who'll give you a tattoo if you want to mess your life up more

...Who?

[poet-trenderman]

well keep crying idiot. clearly you got something going on

LOUD SOB

[poet-trenderman]

I have never seen anyone break down into tears like that before. closest I've ever seen is tender throwing an egg at the wall

HHHHHHHH IM SORRYYYYYYY