Fuming Fumeheads
By now most of you know: Luca Turin and Tania Sanchezâs new perfume guide is out. âPerfumes The Guideâ (2018) came out this month both on Kindle and, a few days later, in paperback, and everyone seems to be talking â and, often, fuming â about it. Some interesting links discussing the book in detail are posted at the very end of this post: here I will try to address, very briefly, some of my concerns or, at least, dilemmas.
The book could have been called âHow To Ruffle Fragheadsâ Feathersâ. Numerous people seem to have taken personal offense at their favorite perfumes being rated low. They are insulted by the authorâs language and his comparisons, and â most of all â by his open bias against some brands. Or so it seems.
I myself find Luca Turinâs writings quite entertaining, and do not always agree (actually, rarely do I agree) with his opinions. And yet, I bought the Kindle version, and now use it as a reference point, just as I have used his original book. So, to keep things short, here are my major issues with The Guide, or, should I say, here are some bits I find quite puzzling.Â
In lists.
SOME QUESTIONS
Why does LT slam so hard Roja Dove, Orto Parisi, Rania J, Affinessence? All of these houses I find quite interesting, and some I outright love (Affinessence, for example).
On the other hand, why does he love Beaufort so much, for example? I find their perfumes simply unwearable. Even unbearable at times. Perhaps he is appreciating their uniqueness, their innovative approach, but still.
Why review Gorilla/Lush perfumes or Laboratorio Olfattivo, and NOT REVIEW Xerjoff, for example? It simply makes no sense to me. Is this yet another bias or a personal grudge?
Why review 5 versions/flankers of Guerlain Aqua Allegoria or Estee Lauder Modern Muse, or 7 versions of Marc Jacobs Daisy, why review CK One or Two flankers? Why review Creed Aventus, after all this time?
MY FAVORITES SLAMMED
Orto Parisi Brutus * This is such a compliment getter. A true masculine. Synthetic? Sure. I donât mind.
Serge Lutens LâOrpheline * My favorite Serge. A poor choice of name for such a nice masculine scent, sure, but what an amazing fragrance.
By Kilian Pearl Oud * A beautiful, seductive oriental.Â
Roja Dove Danger Pour Homme ** A classic, regardless of its originality (I can think of no scent Roja copied here, but hey).
Lamborghini L1 ** An amazing scent, few people know (about) it.
Atelier des Ors Larmes du Desert ** Everyoneâs darling, including mine.
Maison Francis Kurkdjian Lumiere Noire ** Pour Homme? Did he review menâs version here? If so, to LT this is not a rose? Itâs one of my favorite masculine roses.
Affinessence Patchouli Oud ** To LT this is pepper vetiver? Really? I find it true to its name; a wonderful combo of patchouli and oud.
Byredo 1996 *** A masterpiece. Iris, patchouli, all that.
Roja Dove Fetish Pour Homme *** One of my top 10 scents. Along with Puredistance M, and Hermes Bel Ami, of course. Both M and Fetish PH are, shall we say, inspired by the magnificent Bel Ami.
By Kilian Intoxicated *** Gorgeous.
Puredistance M *** A masterpiece.Â
Guerlain Songe dâun Bois dâEte *** My top 5 perfume. Come on, Luca. This one is pure magic.
MY FAVORITE NOT SLAMMED
Slumberhouse Norne **** Indeed, this is a masterpiece.Â
I GET IT
Parfum dâEmpire Le Cri ***** Beautiful.
Mendittorosa Le Mat ***** Also amazing.
NOT NECESSARILY MY FAVORITES, BUT COME ON
Roja Dove Diaghilev *** Come on. Whatever this is, a Guerlain copy or not, its beauty is hard to ignore.
Penhaligonâs Halfeti * I find it amazing, especially on other people.Â
Viktorya Minya Hedonist * One of my favorite feminine perfumes. Ever.
Roja Dove Nuwa ** Beautiful, both versions.
Areej le Dore Russian Musk ** Havenât tried it yet, but, reading all the reviews, I find it hard to believe that it deserves just 2 stars.
Pantheon Dolce Passione ** Not chocolate? This is the most chocolatey scent I ever tried. Ever. And Iâve tried a few.
SOME I NOW WANT TO TRY (OR RE-TRY)
Heeley Eau Sacree **** Incense? I remember their Cardinal, but Eau Sacree?
Green Water by Jacques Fath ****
GS02 & GS03 by Biehl ****
Korrigan by Lubin *****
Narciso by Narciso Rodriguez *****
Yohji Homme ****
And here are some quick additional links for your consideration. Kafka, of course, and some others:Â
http://www.kafkaesqueblog.com/2018/07/22/luca-turin-tania-sanchezs-new-perfumes-the-guide-2018/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQTKpYDED2c
https://www.fragrantica.com/news/Perfumes-The-Guide-2018-by-Luca-Turin-and-Tanya-Sanchez-11058.html
Photos from HERE and of Luca Turin HERE.










