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[programmerhumour]

Was it even worth?

[patrik-star]

[hownottolearnalanguage]

[absolxguardian]

I’m kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn’t colonizer bullshit, it’s what everyone does. It’s just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

“Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A’s word for thing. Say, what do you call it?”

“Oh it’s [language B’s word for thing].”

“Got it, it’s [language B’s word for thing] variety [language A’s word for thing]”

[mrcloudyfun]

The human race just naturally moon moons itself

[headspace-hotel]

Bread Bread

[championoftheravenqueen]

[nonasuch]

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

[ultrainfinitepit]

Rainbow for my Pride Angels series! For this one I made the style a little different, not sure if I’ll keep it but I think it looks cool.

Old vs. new design:

[ultrainfinitepit]

The complete series of redesigned Pride Angels, featuring Rainbow, Bisexual, Transgender, Lesbian, Pansexual, Intersex, Nonbinary, Genderqueer, and Asexual angels.

Free for personal, non-commercial use! Credit is appreciated.

[vaspider]

Man, fuck, if I could I’d buy these designs to make patches with. That trans angel is tight.

Make your own jokes.

[programmerhumour]

Error

[epthot]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[bogleech]

Wait actually instead of just whatever six pokemon, a pokemon team should just be whatever Pokemon add up to a base stat total of 3,180. That’s equal to a team of just any six fully evolved starters. Then you can make a smaller team out of higher stat legendaries or a bigger team out of slightly lower stat pokemon. The best part is this way you could hypothetically have a pretty great team and still enough room left over that you may as well fill with a caterpie or something, just to waste one more enemy turn. Team mascot who tries their best.

[bogleech]

“ #I pull up with God itself and 1 gligar”

Yes exactly

[positivelycrippled]

[zezlemet]

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

[vandal--savage]

Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

[stabmeagainchucky]

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

[switch-up-snowfox]

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

[silver-tongues-blog]

He can’t take a joke

[programmerhumour]

Truly amazing…

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[benryhenson]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[dear-ao3]

personally i think that the human race has progressed past the need for march.

[dear-ao3]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Sentient weapons can talk to other, non sentient weapons.