dooie

[poinciana-leaf]

Happy pride month

[spiralstaircased]

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

[arthdoesart]

Haymitch:...is this a prank?

Plutarch: Oh, of course! The camera's right there!

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[dogkin]

These comments are breaking me

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

i was so taken aback reading sotr because i expected haymitch to be like rude and sarcastic and cold and he was literally the opposite of that like he was genuinely so kind and chill and i was like who tf is this guy??? and at first i was low key disappointed bc i love a good cold character but then i was oh no this is so much better (worse) bc he goes from being this brotherly guy to being so cold and harsh and that’s such a better (worse) story than if he’s just always been that way

[fanonical]

so if you're playing stardew valley multiplayer, are all the other players living on your granddad's farm, or did you all have grandparents who died and left you this one farm because presumably they were living in some kind of commune/polycule situation?

[selkielore]

so wuthering heights by emily bronte means nothing to you?

[farmgf]

[fanonical]

doctor: this week, we're a bit strapped for cash doctor: so i'm taking you to the Planet Of The Sets And Costumes That The BBC Already Have

[sparemoon]

Quiet cat gf vs loud dog bf

[sparemoon]

Part 2

[tryingssss]

haymitch didn't have to eat so hard after every character he cares about died... like what do you mean "who will sing your songs now?" "wyatt callow who's luck just ran out. i can't believe how hard it hits me" "whoever lou lou was she's gone now" "buddy? somewhere beetee's heart breaks into fragments so small it can never be repaired" "goodbye maysilee donner, who i loathed, then grudgingly respected, then loved. not as a sweetheart or even a friend. a sister, i'd said." like alright

[tryingssss]

since everyone is talking about the difference between katniss' and haymitch's narrations, i find it funny how in sotr everyone is vaguely described and in og trilogy we know how most of the characters look and i know it's coincidental but it's like this:

haymitch describing a character: she has two sisters two brothers, her parents married each other on one spring day, one of them is gay, she's a lesbian and broke up with her girlfriend over jealousy

katniss describing a character: idk man he has.... brown hair

[brynnsasha191]

One thing I love about sotr is how much Haymitch and Maysilee matched each others capitol hating freak. Them deciding to paint their own posters, deciding to be loose canons and as wild as their horses, deciding to be rebellious victors, and not allowing themselves to be treated like animals

Maysilee said "jump", and Haymitch said "how high?"

[prokopetz]

I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you'd do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie's plot refers to the events of all the other movies' plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.

[batcavescolony]

the difference between Haymitch and Katniss's narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone's social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn't even tell us her mom's name.

[insignificant457]

katniss: how do you think haymitch won the games?

peeta: he outsmarted the others

haymitch in his games: drinks poison water, falls asleep in a blueberry patch without attempting to cover his tracks, tries to pet a bunny during the countdown, makes an alarming number of bunny-related decisions in general

[redisnotonfire]

shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

[poinciana-leaf]

I think I was accidentally IRL headcannoned as Non-Binary by people at uni