How To Lose Weight Fast
Abigail Williams teaches you how she lost all of that extra weight!
Constantly feeling bogged down by the ever-present gravity of your own sins? Want to lose the extra weight fast and easy? My name is Abigail Williams and today I'll be giving a few quick pointers on completely ridding yourself of any and all guilt!
First off, let's make things crystal clear. I've done some terrible, terrible things, and committed some terrible, terrible sins. And yes, this is also the most important step to losing the weight of your sins. I believe ridding your wrongs requires full acknowledgement of the fact that you sinned, and learning to accept the flaws in your actions. How exactly have you sinned? Answering this question and admitting to yourself that you've royally fucked up will only improve your mental capacity for feelings of guilt. In my case, I've seduced a married man into committing adultery, indirectly murdered innocent civilians of my own town, and attempted witchcraft for my own personal desires. However, over the past few years, I've learned to undoubtedly accept my wrongdoings. My own mistakes may not be repent-able, but mentally, I feel absolutely neutral after following through with the next tips.
Secondly, it's critical that you devise a plan for losing all of that weight. It's one thing to want to lose the weight of your sins, but it's a whole different story when you actually begin taking the necessary steps towards shedding off the guilt. Planning is crucial. Coming up with a mental defense mechanism is always a solid idea. For me, I vowed to remove negativity from my life. I plotted the murder of Elizabeth Proctor, a clearly negative weight, and was ultimately successful. I don't have time for all that guilt of my lover's wife being alive, blah blah blah, I'm trying to ignore my sins here.
Third, you want to make sure you have total control over the entirety of the situation. It was overall quite difficult, but eventually, I managed to get the whole town wrapped around my pretty little 19-year-old fingers. It is ten times easier to forget about all of the shitty things you've done when every single person around you unknowingly bends at your every will. Nobody is even able to try you, otherwise they end up burned at the stake like John Proctor. Poor John.
And last but most certainly not least, keep your incentives strong and hunt for new motivation that will help achieve your goals! I waltzed right out of Salem with a genuine smile on my face. Although my most carnal desires have yet to be satiated, I had managed to a) accept my faults, b) remove every single slice of negativity, and c) finally get a grip and override the limitations of my control. In the end, I managed to fully evaporate my pool of guilt. But don't just stop there! After demolishing the lives of everyone around you, there is still much more to be done! Find new things that will help aid the great guilt-eliminating journey.