Sky Mommy's Trash Baby

Adult of Body. Baby of Brain. Bi/Pan, GNC Mystery. I'm a Twinky Goth in my Imagination, and that'll have to suffice.

[only-cat-memes]

[the-big-mood]

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

[pointyearedtrashperson]

It's one thing to be good at your job. It's another to be so good at your job, you can do it while providing a skilled and entertaining performance, and make it all look effortless.

[pettycentral]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

earth sign antics

[garrettauthor]

I wouldn’t ever in a million years apologize for that. Holy shit what a power move.

[filmphotofranz]

[slumbernot]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[kiyomitakada]

world heritage post

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

[katco-cereal]

special delivery for @soffies!!!

[razeeswillowtree]

This is horrific, thank you!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[targetedknowledge]

[strawbunnydoesart]

1890-1900 pearl go brrrrrrrr 💫

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[peaceheather]

I love the humor but also that he's not hurting the little guy by putting any weight on him whatsoever

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things