Poison-Perfection

Welcome to my blog. My name is Madison. You may call me Madie or even Poison if you like. I post about anything I like. My pronouns are she/her

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[hahaimdrowning]

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

[adelphicoracle]

I had never heard of this character before, but it really was published over a hundred years ago. Here’s a comics blog talking about her, and a couple more gems:

Obscurity of the Day: Militant Mary

It's hard to believe that this blog has been running over a dozen years now, and I am just now getting around to mak

[studentofetherium]

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

[studentofetherium]

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

[toskarin]

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

[stargirldotcom]

- wish i could do nothing with you

willing and able- noah kahan/ option on a poll from @stargirldotcom/ frog and toad/ @death-born-aphrodite/ our last night- better than ezra/ @stargirldotcom/ everything, everywhere, all at once/ @death-born-aphrodite/ calvin and hobbes

[sacred-portal]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[debustee]

Rhaena of Pentos 💙

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[classicalcanvas]

Fir Forest (1901) by Gustav Klimt

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

when i was in elementary school they took us to this camp thing for a few days, to teach us nature. we played a game where we simulated an ecosystem, i was paired with a girl in the class and we were assigned as a monogamous pair of prey animals. i think the game was pretty simple, we had to run away from predators and go to the centre of the playing area to mate and get points or something.

it was snowy, the forest was sparse, probably young, encroached on by agricultural land. probably corn for cow feed and ethanol, maybe soybeans, i don't know, they grew all kinds of stuff growing up but i never paid attention, i mostly cared about computer. also, it was probably pine. but the forests of where i grew up, unlike the forests where i live now, seemed even sparser in winter when the pine needles turned brown and fell on the ground and the sunlight pulled out the orange from the tree bark.

it looked like this. i moved far away. things are different here, it rains all the time, everything is green and alive and covered in moss and rust. in one hundred years of solitude it rains for four years and fish swim in the air into the house. i miss those days walking in these forests when everything was red and white and dead and silent and stupid and cold and i didn't know what was going on and my parents were mad at me and i didn't know how many more kilometres we had to walk, who even knows where, i was always being dragged somewhere, i wanted to go back to the computer and learn about programming languages. i don't even own mittens anymore

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[dduane]

Over on Bluesky...

Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."

[superspecialawesome]

Huge things happening this week 🎉💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hellenhighwater]

Something just occurred to me in the category of "experiences I feel are universal but are probably not." So here's a poll!

Have you ever been tent camping?

Yes, but not since I was a child

Yes, I have camped in a tent as an adult (possibly also as a child)

No, I have never gone camping in a tent.

Voting ended onAug 15

We're including any kind of tent, but not RVs, campers, or cabins. Open-air camping (with no tent) or with tarp tents counts as tent camping for purposes of this question.

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[inkedmyths]

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

[thornyvvitch]

I hate when you go looking for object insert and it's all just dildos and fisting. Like, no?? That's not at all what I want. I want the weird shit, the really fucking nasty things.

Shove spare change in my cunt like I'm the fucking washing machine. Make me chug a glass bottle of coke and then fuck me with it. Put as many of those dollar store squishy toys in me as I can take. Stick a wiimote in me and have me try to beat you at Cooking Mama, I don't fucking know.

Get creative, people!

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[ralfmaximus]

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.