Idk. Shit?

An adult who isn't really an adult. Anime and NeoTonyy make me happy.

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[dippy-ecks]

wanted to throw mcu!namor into my favorite comic!namor’s outfit

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Now this is some powerful and truly empowering imagery!

I mean ordinarily I would object to covering up any more of Namor than is strictly necessarily, after all he's so badass he doesn't need protection and he doubtlessly distracts his opponents with his tangible charisma.

-wincenworks

[vgwater]

Sonic Adventure 2 (2001) / Garden Pond

[videofame]

[ymutate]

Otto Dix - "Chrysanthemen", 1912

[taplaos]

･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ☆｡Fly my fairies, fly!　･ *ﾟ｡　　 ✨

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[unsolids-your-snake]

Posts you can hear

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[intjint]

ITS BACK

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorileopard]

[heydocverdant]

this is the plot of the giver

[all-da-fandoms]

I’m dying bcse it literally is

[imonfuckingfire]

Just a few 2022 faves

[prokopetz]

Post-apocalyptic video game where every single NPC is wearing Mad Max style, tits out, leather and chains, piercings in places you didn’t know could be pierced wasteland chic and sporting names like Buzzsaw and Fuckface, but the actual story and gameplay is a pleasant slice-of-life farming sim and never once attempts to explain or justify why its cast of characters is Like That – they just are.

[prokopetz]

The crops are all referred to in the user interface and dialogue by the names of perfectly ordinary real-world plants, while the graphics are very clearly Not That. At one point an NPC casually mentions needing to spay their carrots. This is not elaborated upon.

[prokopetz]

One of the ramshackle cottages near the centre of the community is covered inside and out by some unidentifiable fleshy growth, all gnarled pulsing veins and staring inhuman eyes. Their name is Leslie, and they’re a valued member of the community; the closest anyone comes to acknowledging that anything unusual is going on is when you’re asked to donate food for Leslie’s pantry because, you know, they don’t get out of the house much these days, the poor dear.

(Leslie is a potential romantic partner for the player character. Some of the other NPCs will give you the side-eye if you actually pursue them, though – not because they disapprove in principle, but because they’re concerned you may be Taking Advantage.)

[shinobi-bacon]

Hi! Person who asked about the Apollo transparents here!; Could one include him just going from normal -> a smile and maybe one of him clapping? The rest you can decide! Thank youuu!! ^^"

Sure! I used this request as an opportunity to make gifs out of other reactions, since I normally do the dancing ones.

[shinobi-bacon]

hii could you please do a gif set of bones? he's my all time favorite child <33

I sure can! Here's the cute Beagle!

[suppermariobroth]

Bizarre officially licensed 1989 children’s shoes that, despite being branded with “The Legend of Zelda”, feature a small illustration of Peach throwing an egg at a small blue creature from a flying carpet (top and middle).

The creature is actually obscure off-model artwork of Birdo from collectible Super Mario Bros. 2 scratch-off cards (bottom), recolored blue. Presumably, Birdo’s unusual appearance here is a result of the artist interpreting the character as a literal bird, including wing-like arms.

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[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.