According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (âthey just make your shoulders look like a linebackerâ), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (âit looks like the shoes have foreskinsâ), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (âit lacks a certain degree of subtletyâ), pantsuits (âyouâre a woman, not a manâ), drop-crotch pants (âreally, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (âI just donât get it â whereâs the fucking party??? You are covering the back!â). The question is how to wear all of these things at once.