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@poke-therapist
hello!
I’m the poke-therapist and I’m here because rotomblr needs therapy
//THIS BLOG IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS BLOG FOR ACTUAL THERAPUTIC ADVICE IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP
Hummina Hummina, I'm gambling all my money, whoa mama.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and how does that make you feel?
tumblr turns into a sitcom. the character you play does what your url does. what is your fate
FCK YEAHHHH
oh i guess this is happening now
uhhhh what
nooooo
NOOOO FUuUuCK
NO WAJT I DDONN WANNA BE AA CORPORATION IRL STOP PLEASE WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
were the commentary/narration and its supposedly a bunch of people but its all the same voice done slightly differently
hmmmmmmmmm
Chat do you think i, Cole Gears, Poison type gym leader and unluckiest guy in kalos, needs therapy
yes
no
Ok guys this isnt funny chill out
STOP IT-
hello
HOW DID YOU FIND ME A G A I N
you can’t neglect mental health
it will always find you
Good thing mental health doesnt know where i live
hmmmmmm
those tags are concerning
Chat do you think i, Cole Gears, Poison type gym leader and unluckiest guy in kalos, needs therapy
yes
no
Ok guys this isnt funny chill out
STOP IT-
hello
HOW DID YOU FIND ME A G A I N
you can’t neglect mental health
it will always find you
Chat do you think i, Cole Gears, Poison type gym leader and unluckiest guy in kalos, needs therapy
yes
no
Ok guys this isnt funny chill out
STOP IT-
hello
Pokemon Protagonists’ Parents: F you, my child is completely fine.
Meanwhile their kid is fighting unknown horrors, taking down evil organizations, and capturing literal gods in small little spheres and then beating the champions of said region. All while being like… 10.
hmmmmmm 🤨
No but seriously imagine the trauma these kids went through afterwards;
Dawn literally fighting a megalomaniac, the Pokemon equivalent of god and satan, and (since I believe in the Dawn is Akari AU), getting sent back in time, she’s gotta at least be somewhat messed up. Like maybe she can’t tell what’s real or what isn’t anymore thanks to the Distortion world, or maybe she’s just apathetic and cold as the top of Spear Pillar because of Cyrus and Arceus using her like a tool. (Also fighting Volo who had Giratina and that probably caused some flashbacks)
Hilbert fought an organization that was crazed and dangerous. Went up against N who sort of betrayed them. Hilbert probably hates liars now and also is fully aware of the suffering of Pokemon under their trainers. He probably wonders if N was right about everything and if he was in the wrong. He also fought Ghetsis (that boss battle was hard) and survived. Not to mention Plasma took down the gym leaders of Unova (manga-verse) and imagine a kid fighting the leader of the organization with nothing but stupid bravery and his Pokemon team.
Elio going through Ultra Space had to have messed him up too in some way. Especially with Lusamine fusing with a Nihilego and attacking her own children. Plus he fought Ultra Necrozma. And throughout the game he just has this blank smile (graphics I know) but I think it’s to hide the pain and fear he went through when running into the Ultra Wormholes and trying to stop everything despite being a kid and under-leveled.
I need to make room in my schedule
Good luck getting these kids to therapy in the first place. They probably don’t even know they need it.
nobody knows when they need it
Pokemon Protagonists’ Parents: F you, my child is completely fine.
Meanwhile their kid is fighting unknown horrors, taking down evil organizations, and capturing literal gods in small little spheres and then beating the champions of said region. All while being like… 10.
hmmmmmm 🤨
No but seriously imagine the trauma these kids went through afterwards;
Dawn literally fighting a megalomaniac, the Pokemon equivalent of god and satan, and (since I believe in the Dawn is Akari AU), getting sent back in time, she’s gotta at least be somewhat messed up. Like maybe she can’t tell what’s real or what isn’t anymore thanks to the Distortion world, or maybe she’s just apathetic and cold as the top of Spear Pillar because of Cyrus and Arceus using her like a tool. (Also fighting Volo who had Giratina and that probably caused some flashbacks)
Hilbert fought an organization that was crazed and dangerous. Went up against N who sort of betrayed them. Hilbert probably hates liars now and also is fully aware of the suffering of Pokemon under their trainers. He probably wonders if N was right about everything and if he was in the wrong. He also fought Ghetsis (that boss battle was hard) and survived. Not to mention Plasma took down the gym leaders of Unova (manga-verse) and imagine a kid fighting the leader of the organization with nothing but stupid bravery and his Pokemon team.
Elio going through Ultra Space had to have messed him up too in some way. Especially with Lusamine fusing with a Nihilego and attacking her own children. Plus he fought Ultra Necrozma. And throughout the game he just has this blank smile (graphics I know) but I think it’s to hide the pain and fear he went through when running into the Ultra Wormholes and trying to stop everything despite being a kid and under-leveled.
I need to make room in my schedule
Pokemon Protagonists’ Parents: F you, my child is completely fine.
Meanwhile their kid is fighting unknown horrors, taking down evil organizations, and capturing literal gods in small little spheres and then beating the champions of said region. All while being like… 10.
hmmmmmm 🤨
Are you planning to recruit any new recruits to the Explorers?
Perhaps, are you interested?
Do not join the explorers. They aren’t who you think they are.
stop that
hello Mr. Spinel, a few of my clients have mentioned you before, I’ve been told you are in need of my services
you seem to not be processing this information well, is there anything I can do to help with that?
I’d recommend scheduling him for at least 2 hour-long sessions every week. 
Ok but do note it will cost him extra
Are you planning to recruit any new recruits to the Explorers?
Perhaps, are you interested?
Do not join the explorers. They aren’t who you think they are.
stop that
hello Mr. Spinel, a few of my clients have mentioned you before, I’ve been told you are in need of my services
you seem to not be processing this information well, is there anything I can do to help with that?
Are you planning to recruit any new recruits to the Explorers?
Perhaps, are you interested?
Do not join the explorers. They aren’t who you think they are.
stop that
hello Mr. Spinel, a few of my clients have mentioned you before, I’ve been told you are in need of my services