Confessions: Currently Off

Anonymously post your Pokéblr hot takes, secrets, and drama! We do not take responsibility for any crimes confessed in our inbox, thank you! Read the pin 📌 . CW: unreality

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Welcome to Pokéblr confessions!

Share your unpopular opinions, wild stories, secrets, and drama you can't post on main! Ask for second opinions and advice! Scream it to the void and have the void potentially scream back!

Or just talk about how you really love your eevee.

Opinions shared here do not reflect the blogs.

My name is Boo (she/her). I've got a mimikyu named Echo and a ralts named Pitch.

OOC Rules/Info (please read):

Hey! This blog intention is for Pokémon IRL confessions! This is FAKE drama and silly confessions. This is all unreality.

- Mod is an adult! However, do not use this for NSFW confessions, please!

- Confessions need to be about the Pokémon world in some capacity. This is a newer rule since I get a fair amount of confessions that feel like people are genuinely venting to me. It doesn't have to be about a Pokémon, but needs to be about something in that universe (confession about canonical characters, your rival(s), locations, other members in the Pokémon IRL community, ect.)

- Read this post here

- I will not share confessions that involve racism, fatphobia, transphobia, homophobia, ect. It's fine to confess experiences involving those things! But if you're directing that energy towards someone, it will not be tolerated.

- This is meant for FAKE drama. Please do NOT confess real in-community drama.

- If you're going to do a confession directed at someone, please make sure they're in on it! Otherwise it's just bullying/harrassment.

- I don't know everything, if one of the two rules above are broken, PLEASE let me know, I will delete the posts immediately. This is meant for fun!

- Confessions don't have to be drama related though! You can just talk about how much you love something, confess that you did something silly, whatever.

- Evil Team propaganda is allowed. Confessions don't have to be morally right. (DO NOT SEND ME POKÉPHILIA ASKS THO :,))

- I'll try my best to appropriately tag everything, ask to tag!

- I am friends with @the-better-pokeblr-confessions even if our characters aren't!

- OH adding in: while I'm the same person running @belamew, this account is run by a different character and is not Bela.

[sonic-mini-showdown]

Round Two: Poll 3

Wind the Sparrow VS Suri

Wind the Sparrow

Suri

Voting ended onFeb 4

Wind the Sparrow is by @bymiar

Suri is by @navy-the-tiger

More info below!

About Wind:

Wind is a 16-year-old sparrow skilled in mechanics, extreme gear handling, and theft. As a child, her path crossed with that of the Babylon Rogues when she attempted to steal from them. However, instead of being annoyed, Jet saw potential in her and decided to adopt and raise her as part of the team. As she grew older, her rebellious nature clashed with the hawk's authority. Consequently, seeking understanding or refuge, she agreed to join Sage. While she has now formed a strong bond with Seven, a hedgehog created by Eggman in an attempt to surpass the perfect life form, this doesn't stop her from missing the one who raised her.

About Suri:

Once upon a time Shadow was an idiot and got shot. This near-death experience kicked in an emergency asexual reproduction instinct. Surprise! You're a dad to a weird black arms salamander hedgehog baby now. Shadow was an idiot again and was brutally honest with Surprise about Black Doom and the Black Arms hivemind. They grew up dreading their future, knowing that Black Doom would inevitably return to claim them. Eventually they adopted the name Suri and decided they would serve Black Doom willingly to avoid having their mind taken over. They push their inherent good nature away, convinced that there's no point in having one and no way out of their fate.

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Abusing this account again, please vote Suri!! Their creator is a friend 🥺

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Flareon is the best eeveelution to cuddle with, this has been tested.

Confession #580

[uncle-dusknoir]

before i collaspe on my bed and pass out for another fitful night's sleep i leave you all with this

i split off the alt forms so the list wasnt too crowded. megas/dyna/etc is temporary and the others are just cosmetic/gender

off the top of my head, non-ghost honorable mentions:

the fucking. the inkay evolution. beheeyem. hypno. the shellder evo on slowpoke evos. the mushrooms on parasect. wobbufett tails. female salandit. im going to bed

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I did NOT know Dusknoir can possess you...

...Has yours ever tried it?

[uncle-dusknoir]

i don't think thyme's allowed to possess people tbh

[the-better-pokeblr-confessions]

OP where's Mimikyu? Pretty sure that's a Ghost type too.

[uncle-dusknoir]

I don't like them

[the-better-pokeblr-confessions]

I mean sure Mimikyu are lame and not cool but you could at least acknowledge them SMH

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Terrible news: the worst person you know still sucks but hey at least it's smth

[the-better-pokeblr-confessions]

hey wouldn’t the blog be much easier to run if there were two people on one blog instead of two separate blogs

Yeah technically, but WTF makes you think I'd team up with inferior-confessions? I've got more pride than that.

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Idk about being inferior, I'm currently running p strong rn uwu

And as if I'd let birdbrain have any control over my account smh

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I'm a Ranger and my partner pokemon is a houndoom(she's very well trained) but there's this vet that has an absol, and so she gets me, and the absol and my houndoom get along, and I ended up falling for the vet and I don't know how to confess to her so ranting about it anonymously it is then

Confession #579

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I lick tms for a job

OK HEAR ME OUT

Different types of tms legit have a different flavour. I can tell a fire status tm from a ghost special tm no joke

People send me unmarked/faded/potentially phony tms and I identify them and send them back. They think I have a whole lab setup and I'm some sort of professor but no I just lick them

Confession #578

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My mum is absolutely a part of a cult. She keeps talking about the reincarnation of arceus and how diance is proof of the inherent feminine of crystals and I'm just. I don't know how to get her out of this and I know it's not my job but she's important to me so?? What do I DO

Confession #577

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I get a lot of questions about my "I'm not a zoroark" shirt already answered by my "I'm not a zoroark" shirt :/

Confession #576

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One time I was very very hungry and very very broke. I stole from a pokémart. I still get so stressed, 10+ years later, that they will hunt me down that I get nauseous.

Confession #575

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I've become immune to sleep powder because of my Butterfree. Now, when I go into town and don't notice I have said Sleep Powder on my clothes, I accidentally make people fall by the crowds when I walk past. It is humiliating.

Confession #574

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My Cinccino has taken over what I stream. Please I know the spy flicks are great but can we watch a sci fi film for once???

Confession #573

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My beldum used take down on my rival after they won a battle and they flew off a cliff into the ocean somewhere in south western Paldea. I don't know if they survived but me and Belle suffer from PTSD nightmares about his ghost and it brings a lot of Drowzee attention to my house. My mom says I need a musharna to cleanse my dreams and my soul. My cop dad says I should keep this secret to myself.

Confession #572

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I'm a ghost-type gym leader. Sometimes when I'm bored, I have my high-level ghost Pokémon scare the locals. One time one of them accidentally caused a fatal car crash and I caught one of the victims. Sorry Stephen.

Confession #571

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my fuckign armarouge got scared by my meowscarada and shot a beam of fire into my cARPET!!! IM NEVER GETTING MY SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK im moving back to sinnoh i miss snowpoint and its lack of fire types

Confession #570

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My friend licked a freaking slugma now he's in the ER seeing how badly he burned his tongue

I am definitely not also in the ER for licking a grimer

There was no "I bet you cant lick this" challenge what are you talking about

Confession #569

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I accidentally cooked and ate my little sister's Togepi.

Confession #568