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Toss Two Coins Away To Draw A Card Or As They Say In Their Expression Saved By The Gong

[pokerpottler]

How long has it been, everyone?

The third season of Helluva Boss is coming!

We have things like the return of Robo Fizz.

The graphics have improved a lot.

Stolas' trial.

Apparently, as some theorize, Octavia is going to get married.

I unfortunately don't have any theories to think about. So I just wanted to say hi since I've been pretty inactive on Tumblr.

[pokerpottler]

What is Barbie's job?

Drug trafficking/Delivery.

She was trafficking drugs in Unhappy Campers.

She probably does delivery services.

Now, who does she work for?

Crimson or Mammon.

[pokerpottler]

Sometimes the critics who are fans of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss make me rethink whether I would really want a reboot.

I see some reviews and I think some of the ideas are excellent, but the way people discuss them makes me rethink… "Do I really want a reboot?"

I keep wondering if what Vivzie is proposing is good enough, even though she's not the best writer, I think it's acceptable.

These critical fans want to:

A only give credit to the Women B make Blitz and Stolas look like monsters

In Hazbin Hotel, they want to portray Charlie as a crazy woman who never learned redemption and studies them instead of talking to them.

These things make me rethink whether I really want a reboot.

[pokerpottler]

Homer simpson Redesign in two Styles.

Homer's design is already good enough, but I wanted to make my own version to see how it would look.

Scribbled sketch and crossed-out sketch

(It still needs more adjustments, but this is the first version)

[pokerpottler]

Oh, now that I've noticed, where is Crymini?

Didn't Vivienne say she was important?

Why didn't she appear in either of the two seasons?

[pokerpottler]

In the end, Vox only proved to be a jealous, power-hungry individual seeking to defeat his superior (Alastor).

Something he wasn't even capable of.

Vox wanted Alastor to be proud of him.

It's a shame that Alastor doesn't care about anyone.

Only about himself.

[pokerpottler]

Well, this season 2 was better than the season 1.

But the final battle was… Meh. Vox's past is whatever. Alastor is still nerfed, (laughs) Overall 7/10. It's good, but not that good.

[pokerpottler]

Problema Global

a Cloudfare apresenta falhas e Derrubou site pra Caralho.

de um Sinal de Vida com uma Pergunta um Comentario Aleatorio ou um Emoji

Global Problem

Cloudflare is experiencing glitches and taking down a lot of websites.

Show some sign of life with a question, a random comment, or an emoji.

[pokerpottler]

Alastor's redesign.

Key Details:

A more Gothic palette.

More green to match the voodoo aesthetic.

His mouth is closed; he speaks through that red line, which is a radio frequency.

And those bones are deer ribs.

Because I wanted to make him more like a deer.

My rewrite by Alastor.

Someone very old-fashioned would only do radio broadcasts.

No other type of technology, only those from the 1920s and 1930s.

He would depend on phone books and landlines.

He loves jazz and gambling, but his favorite musical instrument is the violin.

He doesn't care about being an overlord; he prefers to keep to himself and doesn't form partnerships.

Instead of having a pact to fulfill offerings, he would be a serial killer for pleasure. Overlord meetings (he didn't attend).

He doesn't want power, to dominate, to govern.

He just wants to keep to himself. He's in the hotel because he wants to, not for domination.

It's not for anything; he's only there because he wants to see the hotel crumble on its own.

He won't do anything to stop or try to damage it.

Because if the Hazbin Hotel becomes too popular, he'll say, "Well, my work here is done."

And he'll leave, disappear, never to be heard from again, no matter how much Charlie tries to force him to redeem himself. He'll just leave without a word.

He's not interested in dominating hell; he just likes to enter and participate in places to watch them fail.

Because he sees that the place is in decline; when it's doing well, he leaves without a word.

Followers? He doesn't want to, he has no intention of creating an army.

His pacts are more about fulfilling favors, and he's a good listener; anyone would fall for his smooth talk.

He knows how to play any kind of instrument, but prefers to play only the older ones like saxophone, clarinet, piano, and pipe organ.

His powers go beyond a voodoo aesthetic.

That is, he already has them, but the souls of his victims would be in voodoo dolls like Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog, and he would guard them exactly like Basil Hawkins guards the straw dolls in One Piece.

Speaking of which, straw would be one of his favorite voodoo accessories.

Alastor would use voodoo like this:

His pacts would be like this: Alastor tricked Husk, manipulating him by saying he would get what he most desires if he gave everything, and Husk, who fell for Alastor's smooth talk, accepted.

Instead of a green chain, it would be a skeletal hand, with a villainous vibe from Coraline, connected. Human bones would be used to strangle the husk, and the fingers would bear details of everything the victim went through; for example, if the husk had a wife, the hand would have a wedding ring.

Alastor's powers, instead of moving through the shadows, would be more about opening a one-way passage to the voodoo world—a smiling hole with a scalding (acidic) green glow inside.

When Alastor wanted to capture someone, he would use his voodoo dolls (like those that bothered Dr. Facilier) to build a box. When someone, for example (Angel), was placed inside, the dolls would sew them together with voodoo stitches mixed with acupuncture needles, and slide down the box down a slide that leads directly to the voodoo world.

Alastor's most powerful demonic form is an anthropomorphic deer, both living and skeletal, with empty eyes and voodoo aesthetics.

His vocabulary is antiquated, but this time… Instead of referring to people by their names, he would use "my dear," "my young lady," "my consecrated brat," "little brat," "ill-mannered boy."

(This Alastor would have a very strong prejudice against future generations.)

In his demonic form, this would only occur when he was already on edge, so irritated that he was about to collapse.

He has an advantage and a disadvantage when using it; generally, when it's the last resort to deal with someone stronger, he controls it, but when he's at that level of rage, he turns into a beast (but this will only happen if he has no other choice).

Speaking of which, Alastor can transform grotesquely; for example, he would become a werewolf, going through lycanthropy until he becomes one completely. However, Alastor wants to feel sensation; it's not masochism, it's more about enjoying suffering and humiliating himself because of it.

Another of Alastor's powers is that his summons wouldn't be materializations, but rather a crater opening up and a skeletal hand emerging. (Zombie vibe) holding something he asked for, he takes it and she comes back

Another possibility would be his voodoo dolls or shadows bringing him something, sometimes a rope-powered voodoo elevator like a cable car.

The world would be a Pentagram City, but in shades of green, yellow, and purple.

But everything else in a flat, transparent, ghostly vibe.

When you're there and want to return to hell, you have to wait in line to get a card to take an elevator, wait for yours to arrive.

And have the luck to get there; sometimes some get stuck and never move again, others just plummet down the acid river because Alastor no longer uses those methods.

Alastor can summon green webs with sticky characteristics, or that hallucinate, or that make you sleepy, or that burn on contact.

In combat, Alastor only knows how to throw direct punches and kicks like in a street fight. He can also break someone's microphone.

And he can summon weapons, preferably antiquated ones, and use a Thompson submachine gun to mow everyone down.

In short, a mix of gangster and brawler.

Well, that's it. I think the part about the out-of-control deer and lycanthropy was overemphasized. Ignore them if you want.

[pokerpottler]

Okay everyone, here are the options for defeating Vox:

Lute will convince Heaven to attack Hell.

Sera or the Speaker of God will release Lucifer's celestial restraint.

Charlie will deal with Vox alone.

Rosie will release Alastor's contract.

[divine0rdainment]

I'm kinda voting for Vox breaks his deal with alastor by touching her, plus the other two vees backed off cuz he was being too big a dick, and now vox has to fight al on his own and this time, since alastor has had time to heal, looses.

[pokerpottler]

I like your idea.

[pokerpottler]

what will happen next

Vox will attract Lucifer and try to capture him,

and seeing that he can't defeat the Vees,

Lucifer will release Alastor,

who will escape while Lucifer is captured.

Other options would be for Lucifer and Alastor to fight the Vees and then escape,

or for both of them to be captured.

or Alastor fights the Vees and then run away while Lucifer is captured,

or he goes with him.

or Lucifer is nearly captured but manages to escape, but Alastor is not freed.

[pokerpottler]

Okay everyone, here are the options for defeating Vox:

Lute will convince Heaven to attack Hell.

Sera or the Speaker of God will release Lucifer's celestial restraint.

Charlie will deal with Vox alone.

Rosie will release Alastor's contract.

[pokerpottler]

Alastor recolor and a bit of redesign too.

[pokerpottler]

Vox Recolor

[pokerpottler]

I heard that the Voice of God doesn't know about the Extermination, but in the Song of Sera it seems that she know. Which implies that she is not as benevolent and welcoming as it seems.

[pokerpottler]

Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

[pokerpottler]

Recolor of a Frame from the Sinsmas Episode and it's not even because I think the Palette is ugly, on the contrary, the palette is great, I'm doing it because I really enjoyed doing it.