idk why this came to mind but here we go
When you run away from home, the first thing you think of isnât âlemme pack the xbox real quickâ. The grunts if anything, have handhelds, anything ranging from a gameboy to a scrappy old 2011 3DS with scuffs and maybe a dodgy button or control stick here or there, couple of dead pixels, and no money to get it repaired. MAYBE an old Wii or Gamecube, cause what kid is gonna fuck off and NOT take their Gamecube? Mario sunshine is FIRE (so yeah, theres probably a Gamecube somewhere in the mansion but itâs not in use)
Team Skullâs Grunts are notorious for vandalizing property and stealing shit that donât belong to them, so any local game stores are reluctant to let them in.
Since Plumeria is such a pushover to her little siblings, Since Plumeria is so nice, she tucks in her skull medallion and lets her hair down to stuff it in a bandanna so that the store owners let her in, and she dons her Nice Faceâą to go get games for the grunts once they give her the money, though this is a privilege, so if they piss her off, they get cut off from their supply.
Thereâs one old, battered Xbox 360 stashed in the closet. No faceplate, gotta use a pen or something to turn it on and the side has a crack covering the whole area after one of Guzmaâs outbursts. The stupid thing overheats in the summer so its out of use for most of the year when itâs too hot. The only thing itâs used for anymore is Minecraft. The old 360 version doesnt update anymore, but that donât mean there aint a couple worlds on there. The grunts on their off time (which is like, most days) will get out the 360 and boot up minecraft. Thatâs the one world that Guzma isnât allowed in. Heâs got his own.
(woah look at that fuckin segway)
Guzmaâs Minecraft world is OLD, like⊠OLD bitch. Shits seen a couple birthdays. Plumeria had got the console from some guy on the street, giving shit away that he didnt need, basically a yard sale but everything was free. A take it if you want it and itâs yours kinda deal. Came with a couple controllers and a small group of games.
Guzâs world is a fuckin hot mess. Holes everywhere, heâs crap at building, looks like a 12 year old made everything. You bet your ass that he went into creative one time and just filled a chest full of TNT once he found out it existed. Grunts can join the game, sure, but the amount of small starter houses lying around that got blown up because they got pranked by the boss and fell victim to his stash of TNT is uncountable. Plumeriaâs got a house too in that world, just like in the gruntsâ one, but sheâs hardly on the game since she has other things she prefers to do more often. Despite that, if Guzma dares TOUCH her fucking house she will pay him back double, be it in the game or in person. Guzma is the only one who would dare test her, so she doesnât need to worry about the grunts messing with her stuff.
He doesnât play FPS shooters anymore, because the other games that came with the xbox were Halo games. Those halo games are why theres a massive fuck off crack and no faceplate on the console. Also one time one of the original controllers went out the window, so there was a lot of 1 player gaming until they could afford another as a replacement. Now Guzma sticks to games he can either win or just fuck about in.
The Wii U in the mansion Guzma picked up for cheap at some yard sale (probably because the owner was thinking âwhat the fuck is the boss of Team Skull doing in my front yard please get off my property here take it please dont smash in my windowsâ). Needless to say, that was probably the biggest score of pretty much that whole year. I mean, if your first reaction to a 6âČ5, intimidating gang boss in your yard isnât âjust fucking take the consoleâ or âhotâ then your brain probably aint wired right. Guzma is the undisputed king of Mario Kart. Heâs always the one with the gamepad because fuck everyone else. He gets to spy everyoneâs items and thats it. No fucker else.
Plumeria usually nudges the grunts to lay off if they constantly place ahead of the boss, mostly for everyoneâs sake, but mostly for that of the fucking money pot. she aint spending money on a new Wii U gamepad. Sheâs surprised the original one has lasted this long.
Has over 1000 hours in animal crossing on DS. She also plays that brain training game that every mom owned back in like 2006. She plays casual games to keep sane. I mean, if she didnât, sheâd have blown this house up and moved to Kanto by now.
She also has Nintendogs, which she at one point found out that she had that in common with one of the girl grunts and so every week without fail, the two of them get together and give each other gifts and play with their dogs together.
(Sidenote: would nintendogs be pokemon dogs? Lillipup & friends, Poochyena & friends; Rockruff & friends, etc.)
part 2 might come later if i feel like it
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