a jungle? in my pocket?

i hate agnes tachyon. uma sideblog. main is @mrgiggler.

[poketaki]

completely forgot to mention that this is a sideblog and that my main is @mrgiggler lawl

either way my name is miha. i'm an adult. my pronouns are whatever your heart tells you. i <3 every uma. love and peace!

[poketaki]

ough shatan on global in a month. Please be nice to me if the new years ope incident happens again i will become a danger to myself please air shakur PLEASEEEEE

[poketaki]

will never forgive boane for giving so many people the wrong impression about cafetaki's relationship. cafe doesn't hate or even dislike tachyon! in fact, she looks like this when tachyon says that she wants to break off their friendship:

right after that cafe uncharacteristically raises her voice and calls after tachyon

and says this. tachyon claims that she'll disappear from their (cafe and trainer's) lives, but cafe is the one who wishes for her to still be around! even if at first glance it seems like their relationship hinges on tachyon sticking to cafe, with the other being more reluctant.

[poketaki]

can't say that i'm a fan of the way uma musume fans tend to try to separate the characters into gender categories based on their real life counterparts. they're all girls, the game treats them all as girls, the tiara and crown races are available to all of them regardless of on which side they wear their ear accessory. seeing the umas based on stallions as a "different type of girl" compared to those based on mares is strange to me...i'm sure you can figure out why i feel this way

[poketaki]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lys gracieux gets announced today

[poketaki]

LMAOOOOO

[poketaki]

VICTOIRE PISA TOO NO WAY

[poketaki]

MISS JOHN UMAMUSUME HERSELF!!!!!!!!

[poketaki]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lys gracieux gets announced today

[poketaki]

new characters getting revealed this week u know what that means

[jazzkolart]

Narcissus and her echo

[poketaki]

it really isn't that serious but i can't help but feel incredibly frustrated every time i look for stego content in english. she's jp exclusive so yes it can be expected that not many people know much about her actual personality but it's always the same repeated shit that's so insanely far removed from her canon character. it's always oh she's divorced she's a deadbeat she's a womanizer she's homeless she's a man she's a terrorist hey did you know that rl stay gold cried when he smelled his poop? this piece of info gets funny after 300 repeats okay? granted all umas go through some degree of flanderization but when it comes to stego it's become so widespread that no matter how much blocking and muting i do i'm still bound to see it if i want to interact with stego fanworks. just pick up the umareader man it's not that hard

[malefertile]

knight and the prince

[poketaki]

Our new revealed uma is KISEKI! Grandson of King Kamehameha and Air Groove through his sire, Rulership, and of Deep Impact and G3 winner London Bridge through his dam, Blitz Finale.

He is known for winning the 2017 Kikuka-sho.

He raced against other famous racehorses of tha era such as Almond Eye, Chrono Genesis, Lys Gracieux, Blast Onepiece, Loves Only You, Contrail etc.

[poketaki]

reading stay gold ikusei wish me luck

[poketaki]

SIRIUS SYMBOLI CRUMBS ON GLOBAL KYAHHH

[poketaki]

MaidMay_ on twitter made a story archive for uma musume! it contains all forms of story content from both global and japanese servers. if you don't mind the lack of visuals, this site is extremely convenient, especially if your fav uma isn't released on global yet

[poketaki]

I get sad whenever another racehorse death gets announced but it was hard to believe that gentil is gone, so soon after tsurumaru boy too...she really was special to me. when it comes to research the first career i ever did a deep dive for is hers. maybe its silly to feel so strongly for an animal from another country, but i think many keiba fans feel the same. may she rest in peace