fuck the patriarchy

peter maximoff and peter!andrew deserved better

[sunchildsatoru]

[sunchildsatoru]

nobody speak to me i’m having a moment (x)

[diphowell]

breaking the rules of the video to make their person happy and enjoy something special with them. (suggested by @thetiniesthorse)

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[laddersmp3]

much to think about

[laddersmp3]

@shamelessfanturkeycreator incredibly real. you understand

[veryfuckingphannie]

The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing

[soulmatesclub]

he's never beating the allegations (nor does he want to)

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[lliveonthesunn]

always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago cross my dash

son boy is in second grade and loves pokémon, gravity falls, and legos!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Son boy is joyful and whimsical!

[phautist]

I just love that we have Phil, “Here’s the thing,” story-opener and his partner Dan, “What can I say?” story-concluder. Truly a match made in heaven.

[giacwise]

“Diva that’s science” x “My pussy is the world” and they’re the IT couple

[heydnp]

dan saying they were closer to double homicide than phivorce is the most romantic thing he’s ever said and i won’t take any criticism

[dnpstardust]

This just felt right

[begitalarcos]

Bucky: You are interrupting my mission little… fuzzy thing

Cat: Meow?

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[dnprpf]

when phil says he has a crush on his partner of 16 years

[diphowell]

the fake idgafer is free

[diphowell]

that is your danisnot, phil

[emuhlo]

remember who youre fighting for