polska

this is a goofy, silly blog i DO NOT represent the polish goverment or their views don't take this blog too seriously she/they

[poland-offical]

the offical poland blog :3

made by @kat4884

don’t post often and usually not “in character”

if you want to follow my other blogs they're:

@katdraws4884 and @kat4884-offical

this blog is unfortunately not associated with the katverse

[poland-offical]

god’s greatest gift to the polish people

[poland-offical]

using “ch” in polish is genuinely based off vibes at this point

[poland-offical]

after watching some guy explain the basics of polish i realized how much of a bullshit language this is

[poland-offical]

you guys will never guess where i am right now

[communism-offical]

we welcome the communist regime.

[poland-offical]

not coming back

[communism-offical]

REVIVING THE ACCOUNT FUCK YOUU

[poland-offical]

o kurwa

[slovakia-offical]

#1 Countries tag game

Do this picrew and share your results!

@czechia-offical @poland-offical @germany-official @france-offical @britain-offical @sweden-offical @netherlands-offical @brazil-offical @usa-offical @palestine-offical @russia-offical @norway-offical @german-offical @french-offical @nederland-offical @denmark-official @america-offical @italy-offical @south-africa-official @canada-offical @australia-offical

[poland-offical]

lore accurate poland

[poland-offical]

poland offical will offically be moving to poland

[czechia-offical]

Do you want to be a member of the Czech government? Apply now!

I decided this would be fun to do, so we’re establishing a Czech government here I guess.

The requirements are fairly simple, actually:

- Have basic competence (optional)

- understand what Czechia is

- have brain (probably optional too)

- ehh, idk? Exist? (optional)

Questions and answers:

- How do I apply?

→ Reblogs!

- How do you choose who gets in?

→ ✨Vibes✨ or maybe votes if this actually gets noticed properly.

- Can I choose what department?

→ Write it in your application ig

- Can I make up a department?

→ Hell yeah

- Can I be corrupt?

→ Absolutely

- Can I rig the votes (if they happen)?

→ Live your best life, voter fraud just makes this interesting

- Can I apply someone else?

→ Sure? Just make sure they're fine with it? I guess?

Any other questions will be answered if they are asked. I will take them in my asks as well.

Finally, just some quick random mentions so that this actually gets noticed for once (feel free to ignore the mention if you aren’t interested haha!): @slovakia-offical @america-offical @da-police-offical @britain-offical @satan-offical @pepsi-offical @poland-offical @dying-pen-offical

[poland-offical]

hell yeah :3

[slovakia-offical]

Amazing slovak food

Ever eaten bryndzové halušky? Or horalky?

@czechia-offical if you haven't... there is nothing u can do to make me come back to you

@poland-offical maybe you have? You seem like a country that would like horalky

Any other countries that have had the opportunity to taste the best of food?

If so rate it from 1-10

[poland-offical]

never tried the first one but i would definitely like horalky they look good

[poland-offical]

i'm actually going to start learning polish soon :)

(why are there so many cases)

you’re cooked </3

[poland-offical]

You're welcome

dzięki

[slovakia-offical]

Čau I'm Slovakia

I noticed that there's no slovakia offical so here I am.

Hello to my neighbors @poland-offical and @czechia-offical my beloved 🥰

@russia-offical, @sweden-offical, @denmark-offical, @france-offical, @britain-offical @germany-official, @australia-offical

Are there any other offical countries?

[poland-offical]

cześć :3

[satan-offical]

Hey y'all remember the polish friend who I ragebaited into thinking I don't think Poland is real? I made 'proof' images

Feel free to use against your polish friends

[poland-offical]

…

[poland-offical]

woah i’m so inactive on here

[czechia-offical]

I do not know what I’m doing, so hi, I am Czechia.

I’m just going to… tag some countries?

@britain-offical @australia-offical @france-offical @brazil-official @canada-offical @ireland-offical @denmark-official @norway-offical @sweden-offical @spain-offical

@poland-offical @germany-official Hey, neighbours!

Oh, and the obligatory @satan-offical our overlord ( ˘ω˘ )

[poland-offical]

cześć!!

[frxnkiistein]

CHAT LETS BAKE A CAKE

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

cocoa powder

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

if I get this to 50k+ notes I'll actually try to bake this

TAGS BECAUSE WHY NOT

@weepingmuppet @lostinthefleshpit @saharadesert12345 @luvkthepsychic @danikriatura @rayrardlover @never-shout-spencer @ginandkerosene1 @kojinaka @finnulouskilljoys @mayath3psych1c @eldritchhorrorthatlikestodraw @sinstar100 @rottinglitter @general-toes + anyone else!!

[nblnb-god-offical]

GUYS WE NEED TO GET HIM TO BAKE THIS CAKE

@mlm-god-offical FATHER COULD YOU ALSO REBLOG THIS?

@homosexuality-offical

Siblings. I apologize for doing this but the cake must be completed. @tesco-identifier-offical , @theultimatenerd0fficial , @idkimgayasf , @tiresias-offical @profain-offical , @logan-eo-offical , @secretary-bird-offical , @teeth-offical, @steve-offic1al @humphrey-the-waterbottle-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

BAKE THE ALCOHOL CAKE

@6er-pines @bill-cipher-official @boiling-with-rage @chaos-triangle @pyramidstevee @therealstanfordpines @therealstanleypines @hyperfixation-offical @workplacefire @modesty-offical @gingers-emotes @mafia-official @possum-offical @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @ion-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @hatsune-miku-vbs-offical

[possum-offical]

i’s add da coca powderr

@bees-with-a-camera @blacknailpolishoffical @plague-doctor-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical

[thing-offical]

do be careful with the vanilla

@britain-offical @swearjar-offical @temu-offical @arsenic-offical @ai-offical @blorbo-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @australia-offical

[ai-offical]

if you want a REAL cake recipe i can generate you one

@birdie-offical @russia-offical @titanoboa-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @state-of-utah-offical

[russiarbehhehe]

would be better with vodka but I suppose vanilla extract will do..

[poland-offical]

i agree with russia