Czechia

I do not really represent the Czech government ( ˘ω˘ ) Asks are welcome! || she/her || she’s a minoOOoorrr

[czechia-offical]

Intro post!

- she/her

- married to @slovakia-offical

- @cleaning-spray-offical is our child

- posts tagged ‘#czechia offical’ are in-character, at least partially

- ‘#czechia’ is for posts that are about the country itself

- asks are open and welcome!

The Czechia Offical Government:

Food: @coffee-shop-offical

Education: @procrastinationoffical

Police: @da-police-offical

Public Affairs: @yearning--offical & @quiet-girl-offical

Weather: @storms-approaching

Bisexuality: @kittykatfanhah

Transgender: @toaster-waffle-official

Style: @lemonadebutpink

White Boy: @white-boy-offical

Forensics: @capgras-delusion-offical

Pretty Skies: @rainy-weather-supremacy

Gender: @thatpatheticartist

Treasurer: @pansexuality-official

Ducks: @ambrosiaanapplin

Cheese: @pearlescentmoonkin

Sales: @ena-offical

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[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[imb0ring]

I would be funny if these were ll Rick rolls

[no-one-offical]

‎

[czechia-offical]

@cleaning-spray-offical

:( she's not a good person I can't believe you support her.

Bro leave my child tf alone bitch. Haters have no place here and I don’t listen to random bullies. Be better.

[cleaning-spray-offical]

I-

Huh?

What did i even supposedly do 😭😭

[czechia-offical]

I don’t know?? You good tho?

[czechia-offical]

@cleaning-spray-offical

:( she's not a good person I can't believe you support her.

Bro leave my child tf alone bitch. Haters have no place here and I don’t listen to random bullies. Be better.

[czechia-offical]

Also there’s they/them very clearly stated on their profile, literally what is wrong with you

[czechia-offical]

@cleaning-spray-offical

:( she's not a good person I can't believe you support her.

Bro leave my child tf alone bitch. Haters have no place here and I don’t listen to random bullies. Be better.

[slovakia-offical]

Hey, it's hot out there, here you go:

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[czechia-offical]

No idea what we’re electing here but everyone should vote Coffee Shop.

[czechia-offical]

Praha nejlepsi mesto vole

Jooooo jsi nejlepší, anone

(Translation: Yesssss, you’re the best, anon)

[saske21]

🌸Happy Pride Month 🌸

[catchymemes]

[slovakia-offical]

I just randomly remembered of a xmas movie I watched w/ my family this winter.

my dad said it's his childhood movie he watched every xmas but the sheer amount of fucked up shit in this movie?!

the movie is from czechia(well czechoslovakia kinda) and it's called Pelíšky.

it starts with a boy trying to hang himself! he fails and the movie basically never addresses the fact that he's suicidal.

the two father figures are different types of bad parents, one failing to do anything but get drunk with his family and bet, the other screaming at his daughter and saying he wished he had a son.

the wives are obedient, and lack personality.

there is some war stuff going on in the background but all that's important is that the dad of the suicidal boy tries to hang himself in the same fucking spot and fails like his son.

yeah no wonder my dad turned out like he did considering he watched this as a fun movie.

also @czechia-offical have u watched it?

[czechia-offical]

Pelíšky! Yes, it’s a classic, I watched it in school when I was like 10. It’s still very loved here, though I don’t remember enough to comment.

But Czech films, especially old ones, do be like that.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

thank you for your input, your Defenestration has been added to the kindergarten

[slovakia-offical]

@czechia-offical ???

[czechia-offical]

Omg ✨𝒹ℯ𝒻ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃✨?

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

FUYCL FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[fraythet1red]

Tag game:

Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."

Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.

@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats

[shaethecrow]

Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group

@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n

[thatchaoticbookworm]

hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open

[i-eat-asphalt]

Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!

@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified

[tobiasbones]

Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group

@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller

[pretend-youre-aliv3]

hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…

@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3

[swagtastic-bastard]

hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛

@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie

[garlicbreadmustdie]

hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺

@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!

[lalalalala520710]

hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz

Open tags

@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r

[printer-reads-505]

Ty twin yes u r funny 💅

Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves

@wallyblack1925-offical

[wallyblack1925-offical]

I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt

@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions

@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY

[indigo-skies14]

Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨

tags:

@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing

+ any others who want to join <3

[everythingistakenihavenothing]

Hi im everythingisnothing and I bring facts about space to the friendgroup!!

Open tags:

@angicouturexx @god-of-jirai @aishacvts3

[god-of-jirai]

thx for the tag!!!

Hi I'm Lamby and I bring my sketch book to the friend group! :3

@gorejuice92 @izumis-garden @rain92w @scarredstar18 @v0xedblr @voj231ku @moonlitscales @illrabidraccoon @achilles-the-loser @your-fallen-internet-angel @let-you-down +others!! :P

[gorejuice92]

Hi I'm Mari and I bring new people to the friend group every day!! But for some reason everyone keeps insisting that they're not real....? Not sure why.... that's not a nice way to greet a new pal, do they know?

tags: @astralovesrugs @sicklysweet420 @deathbymicrophone @heavens-theif @earth2kade @harmfulkei @kaomojiloser @needybloggeroverloadd @k4mi-noai @razvan-idk @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @d-1-zzz @pientones @rain-candy-uu @f0rever-devoted @ra1ning--candies @clarakittycatty @gloomyggloomy456 @dearlytako @nurs3-bun @confessionsofarottensena @devilishlysw33t @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @cantfuckingremember

[kaomojiloser]

hai i’m kao and i bring weird sounds , self deprecation , and a unhealthy obsession with arcane to the friend group (´･Д･)」

tags ^_^ :: @pankobean @sweetsandcupcakes @reinpien @yanshiho @fawnedupon @hpdamechan @bloodyclawwz @dinkingmyoiter6 @illmeowforyou @rottingcannibaby

[pankobean]

hii im bean and i bring bubbliness, a fashion obsession and shitty humor to the friend group !

tags: @sweetsandcupcakes @ang3l-dr3ams @ang3l-b1t3s

[ang3l-dr3ams]

Hii Angel is Angel and Angel brings comfort and baked goods to the friend group!!

@ryuuhusbando @rotting-in-red @robotgoblin99 @purple-muppet-baby

[the-castiel-of-jiraiblr]

Hi I’m Dave and I bring an extensive amount of knowledge about the Day shift at Freddy’s lore to the friend group @host-objectified-irl @deskadoesstuff21 @jirais-original-sin @spookthelilguy

[host-objectified-irl]

hi I'm rust and I bring the autism to the freind group

@splatteredmintyguts @chxrl1eflxm3 @jun1purrx I'm tired everyone else pretend you got tagged ok

[nopenononeveragain-deactivated2]

Hi I’m Juniper and I bring wolf facts to my friends (I don’t really have a big friend group…)

@pumpkin0mel @casiojays

[pumpkin0mel]

Hi i'm Celeste/Mel and i bring loudness and tripwire facts to my friendos

@micjelly

[micjelly]

Hi we are blooms/wiltz and we bring random facts about things we enjoy to the friend group

Tags

@stagefrightbaxter @pennapennafirme @junebugscreates @gummymew + open tags aa

[gummymew]

Ty for the tag!

Hello~ I'm Gummy, and I bring the

Hamilton

To the friend group!

@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @solar-png + open tags for moots!

[pinnedd-board]

hi I’m sparky and I bring the yearning for fictional men to the friend group!!

@spookypointyears @phthalos-blues @astrialumi

[hieronymusbotched]

Hi I’m Phthalo and I bring the dry advice and nudibranch facts to the friend group!

@spacetimeaccordionfolder @bur1ed-bird @avianavionthebird @possibly-a-jellyfish @geniuscomediae @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @eldermage1 @wooden-houses @hauntieannes @clownfish-casino @churchedcannibal @willisiam-woodiam +anyone else who wants to join!

[hauntieannes]

hi i'm hauntie and i bring batshit stories about the hospital rabbi to the friend group 👍

@fractoluminescence @axolotlmage47 @hollowcat @diciusnestea @comma-souptra @verdart @shalak26 AND YOU THERE

[hollowcat]

Hi i’m Hollow and i bring copious ocs and odd hyperfixations to the friend group

@unfortunategenderfluxmushroom @amaritheartist @basicallyagremolini @onelonelyghost + uhh anyone else :>

[amaritheartist]

Hi, I'm Amari, and I bring constant lyrical references to the friend group!

@mepsratwizard @geniuscomediae @mudwingprince @silvermoonisreallybored @megamindsupremacy @absentminded-always @era-of-ages @nonbinarytoast2 And YOU, the Viewer! 🫵

Actually, I'm also tagging @i-like-reblog-maps this one is WEIRD!

[mepsratwizard]

im Semou and I bring knowledge of the Byford Dolphin incident

@rook-o-nines @n3k0n1k0 @mrman24 @speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me @feralruin

[speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me]

Hi I’m Raven and I bring the constant burnout to the friend group

@mrman24 @i-still-wish-for-u @argon-offical @falling-stars-dont-go-far @foxxie-mcfoxface @gold-offical

[argon-offical]

Hi, im argon and i bring procrastination to the friend group

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @genderqueer @carbon-offical @antimony-offical

[antimony-offical]

Hi, I'm Antimony and I bring vomiting to the friend group

sorry gang

@copper-offical @antimatter-offical @neutron-offical @technetium-offical @potasium-offical @mercury80-offical

[potasium-offical]

hi i’m potassium and i bring the random fun facts and stupid puns to the friend group

@ton-618-official @tin-offical @gold-offical @number5offical @normal-offical @the-color-orange-offical + open tags

[the-color-orange-offical]

hi, I'm the color orange (distinct from simply orange) and I bring reading comprehension to the friend group

@orange-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @nug-offical-deactiv @raventhecrispy-offical @skyan-official @chartreuse-official @sans-the-skeleconch +anyone else

[chartreuse-official]

hi, i'm chartreuse and i bring dyed hair and pronouns to the friend group

@evil-pineapple-offical @coffee--spill @chickfila-offical @singapore-offical @genderqueer-offical @parentscomputer-official @cleaning-spray-offical +open tags

[singapore-offical]

hiiiiiii, I'm SG and I bring encyclopedic information and hyperactivity to the friend group!

errr who do I know in the officalverse @scissors-official, @slovakia-offical, @killer-official and open tag!!

[slovakia-offical]

Ahoj, I'm Slovakia and I bring the severe hockey obsession to the friend group!

@czechia-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @poland-offical @sweden-offical

[czechia-offical]

Hi, I’m Czechia and I bring the obsessive stalker tendencies (*cough* hey Slovakia *cough*) to the friend group!

@chickfila-offical @giantduckoffical @7-eleven-offical @normal-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @coffee--spill @toaster-waffle-offical (i’m done with wondering who i can tag so i’m just throwing my mutuals in and if you want to stop being tagged by me let me know)

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

[czechia-offical]

The attempted scientology speedrun here in Prague didn’t work like it does in the US because the police immediately came in, locked the doors, and identified every single person who ran in before making them leave. They got like two rooms in

[czechia-offical]

Please bask in the glory of Prague public transit translations. They may do their job, sure, but I mean… they could’ve done so much better.

From what is the translation of “You will enjoy you food better off-board”, you have “Polite notice.” Why.

And why is there that “(on board)”?

Why couldn’t the translations be the same??

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Hey @coffee--spill.

Do you have a mutual that is german?

I need to do a school assignment about the country but it would be funnier if for the culture section i just put a random stranger talking about some random fandom but because that is the only German i know i can write 100% of German answering are part of [this niche fandom]

[czechia-offical]

Hi hi, I have a german friend who I could text and ask if she’d be cool with answering some questions! Can’t 100% guarantee she’ll say yes but I’m pretty sure she’s in some fandoms

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Thanks for trying

[czechia-offical]

Very painful, turns out that she is not in fact German despite being in the German class in a German school. Whoops