[nightmaresyrup]

For Elden Ring One Year Anniversary here's a thread of all(?) of my Food/Snack Parody Art in no particular order! They're free to use as pfp! Part 1

[velinxi]

Ramattra and Dva doodle dump

(First comic is based on a joke that Ramattra thought Dva's mech was an omnic and didn't realize a human was inside)

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[bumbleshark]

[nightmaresyrup]

For Elden Ring One Year Anniversary here's a thread of all(?) of my Food/Snack Parody Art in no particular order! They're free to use as pfp! Part 1

[jyaart]

[gengarpng]

When u meet the egg quota but there's only one player left with less than 10 seconds left on the clock

[popipeko]

[polaricherry]

I didn’t realize when I bought Scarlet that my boyfriend AND all of our friends were also buying Scarlet and it’s made filling the Pokédex so much worse for all of us smfh 😔

I’m in this predicament now where I’ve only got 5 Pokémon left to complete my Dex and 4 of them r violet exclusives and I’m so sick of wonder trade but we actually don’t know anyone who owns Violet and game exclusive raids are almost impossible to get into. 🥲 Like it’s so bad that I was genuinely more excited about the Gulpin I finally received after non stop wonder trades for 3 days than the random level 100 shiny Charizard I got 2 trades later 💀

SO, If anyone else is struggling to get the scarlet exclusives the way I am struggling to get violet exclusives and would like to log whatever they still need in their dex in exchange for the last 3 violet paradox Pokémon I need + Miraidon please shoot me a message and let’s help each other out because I s2g if I get one more surprise diglett I’m gonna lose my marbles fr 😭

[ink-the-artist]

Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dalmek]

Same guy

[zoobus]

@memecucker

[spicyblogger2]

Can't believe this post left out the most recent updates from this account

[bluntkunai]

I’d lay down my life for her too

[neotrances-deactivated]

nice to know you dont care about calfs being stolen after birth and seperated from their mothers and fathers, only to be slaughtered later once they are milked for the factories liking. Vegetarians/meat eaters are fucking sociopathic, you deserve to be milked like a cow.

i deserve to be milked? 😳

[froog-water]

octane didn’t get the memo

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[juelzsantanabandana2]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

[wilted]

is everyone having fun with their nicotine addictions and 14 hour daily screen times

yes

[unholyplumpprincess]

TW for topic of misgendering

I just wanted to chime in about the issue of people misgendering Bloodhound because it seriously makes my blood boil sometimes, but I see so many people in Instagram or Twitter comments specifically typing “he/she/they” or “his/her/their” when referring to Bloodhound instead of just using they/them/their and i’m like… are you guys seriously fr… ? I’ve also had to explain to some people that Bloodhound isn’t non-binary just because their “real gender” hasn’t been revealed yet.

Respawn doesn’t have a hard time including in-game voicelines, interactions, or other lore regarding characters’ sexualities and gender identities (which is freaking awesome), so I’m not sure why they haven’t done the same thing for Bloodhound when the issue of misgendering or just not understanding the concept of being non-binary exists so widely in their community. It’s disappointing.

I've talked since Release abt how they don't have anywhere hinting to Bloodhounds gender in game and how Easy it would be! To this day im still yelling abt how Respawn Jerks their dicks abt it but doesn't do such easy things to Fix that.

Bless the VAs for correcting ppl on social media, but a LOT of ppl who play DONT use social media and have no idea abt Bloodhound being nonbinary and using they/them.

And even then, we cannot get immediately mad at ppl who guess they're Either Or on social media bc u have to want to look into their lore abd official pages to find it. That shouldn't BE it, they should have in game voice lines or maybe character cards next to all the legends like Overwatch does!

I always leave room for mistakes bc chances are a lltta ppl using she/her and he/him and using gendered terms for them have NO IDEA. So if u educate and THEN they continue. Then u know it's outta malice and not just ignorance! :D

But voice lines I've mentioned in the past that could EASILY be adjusted and hint: Gibraltar not calling them Brother and instead calling them Buddy/Pal/Friend/Pup, and Lobas boys and girls voice line shifting to "Lets get a move on boys and girls- and Bloodhound of course." If they're on a squad with her.

So simple

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS