yo its ya boi

I am Roan: just some dude

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[wiseguynephile]

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

[passer-fringillidae]

@canisalbus machete lmao

[stlamb]

honest stamps series, dominic wilcox

[frotting-corporations]

@canisalbus

[lucybellwood]

hi sorry s'cuse me but were NONE OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT BLACK BOOKS OF HOURS???

LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT GOTH-ASS SHIT

EGADDDDDDD

THE IRON-COPPER SOLUTION USED TO DYE THE PAGES WAS SO CORROSIVE THAT THERE ARE VERY FEW SURVIVING EXAMPLES

THESE BOOKS WERE LITERALLY TOO METAL TO LIVE

i can't

[screenshotsofdespair]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[art-appreciation-dog]

Neck muscles from different angles by Shape Foundations

[holesinmyhead]

did you have the dream i sent you?

[l3thalp3tal]

[willgrahamscock]

every day i see a new picture of a celebrity who has been reduced to skin and bones

[willgrahamscock]

I know that weight loss drugs are helpful to people who need it but it is so clear that many are abusing it to look as frail and thin as possible and it’s scary

[bernard-jackson]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[thepaisleyelf]

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

[thepaisleyelf]

Queen City Deli bringing the heat into 2022 with a new sign

[thepaisleyelf]

It’s 2025 and we’re still so normal ♥️🪞

[thepaisleyelf]

Never kill yourself, new wet beef drop

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

The original blogger is based in a country where, on winter solstice, the sun sets between ~3 PM and never because it didn’t come up in the first place DD: However, this experience is far from universal. Here is a version for everyone who lives in a country worth existing in:

IT WAS NEVER PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM TO BEGIN WITH

[palaeoplushies]

Moving to Scotland was arguably the worst thing I did for my SAD... But honestly the fact the sun stays up so long in summer is wonderful. I love it. It's light at 11pm. You can do stuff with your evenings, in daylight. Yes the sun goes down at like 3:30pm in December but this is the price to be paid....

[palaeoplushies]

People forget how far north much of the UK is, because the UK has a weird island climate that is warmed by the Atlantic Gulf stream it's so much milder and wetter than most of the places on the same latitude. Northerly parts of Scotland are on the same latitude as southern parts of Finland, and the UK is generally as far North as Canada. Where I am in Scotland (and much more of it besides) in summer, it never technically gets dark enough to count as "night", with 17:37 hours of daylight and the rest is twilight. I'm not saying Scotland is "far North" but the UK is a lot further North than a lot of people realise, and also everyone here should take vitamin D tablets you'll feel better I promise.

[cute-catts]

[petermorwood]

Sound ON. :->