syfy’s WYNONNA EARP (season three) SENTENCE STARTERS:
feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc.
cw for strong language, sexual / adult themes, alcohol mention, etc.
“did you want to have a family someday?”
“it’s about time we had some vampires up in here.”
“you made me pee a little!”
“i’ll tell you what you can eat…a dick.”
“you heard what i said. don’t make me say it again.”
“this situation is a shit sandwich.”
“i don’t like being treated like a meat ornament!”
“i swear on my favorite boy band, i’m going to kill him.”
“i will be down and back before you can say redheads do it better.”
“you had me tied to a stripper pole.”
“i’ve seen monks with more shit.”
“grief gives rise to much confession.”
“gone like the girl in gone girl! the movie and the book!”
“like my selfies and slide into my dm’s like a normal person!”
“i only call in sick during shark week.”
“nice deflection, michael jordan.”
“her purse is bigger than my vehicle.”
“i’d love to talk about her later.”
“i’m gonna drink for her.”
“can’t you be sober for once?”
“she got even more pissed and tossed me into the closet…ironically.”
“i don’t need to get laid!”
“you’re already a lesbian.”
“i saw carrie. i know what’s up.”
“are we finally going to see your sex cave?”
“haven’t you been arrested like, 500 times?”
“i really wish you would stop helping.”
“i know she’s good in bed because my house has very thin walls.”
“can you at least pretend you didn’t give birth on this table?”
“they were the first two to grab some birds and rub them on their bees.”
“i smoke cigarettes behind the church instead of ever going in.”
“maybe we need more lube.”
“usually when you wake up in a strange room, you gotta spend the whole day at a walk-in clinic after.”
“you ate edibles for breakfast.”
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