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Rose | She/Her I have a classics degree and I’m not afraid to use it for blorbo related purposes

[pumpkinprincess22]

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General Housekeeping

After over a year and a half of having this blog I'm finally caving to having a pinned post because there are too many things I'm up to that people might want to find so hi and welcome everyone I'm Rose.

Technically this is a sideblog so I will send asks on Anon and sign them off with this handle so you know its me because I want this blog and my technical main blog separate even though I use this blog more or less as my main blog.

That being said this blog is primarily for my Aphmau content so if you follow me for non Aphverse reasons just know that I will flood your dash with random MCYT headcanons so sorry about that

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[wrennomikos]

dottieee :D

[ponhapi]

dot

[haunt3dneeko]

Dottie X Daniel and Blaze X Kawaii group ship art 🩷💜❤️💚

This was my first making my designs for both Daniel and Dottie!

I gave Dottie a dark blue cardigan and a plaid pattern on her skirt to give her a different enough look from other character!

And while I know in canon Aph is the only one who end up gaining a curled tail but I think it fits his character so much plus the curly hair <3



[suppernerd]

Shoutout to the guys who introduced me to polyamory

I feel like even I, myself shy away from this part of identity, it’s not something I actively hide but certainly not something I put on avid display sadly, with recent political changes and some old scary beliefs rearing their heads again a lot of people are also turning their backs on parts of themselves it’s easy to ‘ignore’

love of all kinds deserves to be shown, I think that even though polyamorous relationships do not get a lot of ‘real’ representation, community is just as important 🫶

[blxnc]

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

[blxnc]

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[mangotelevision]

katedenza love

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[m--rtyr]

I cant watch Off Campus bc my sister is watching it on my prime account and i run entirely on spite

[pumpkinprincess22]

Its very fun and silly but unfortunately I grew up on CBBC and Malory Towers and Ella Bright who plays the female lead was literally Daryl Rivers in the CBBC Malory Towers. Its so disorienting because I distinctly remember her being 12 and that wasn’t even that long ago

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[m--rtyr]

GUYS I FOUND A LOOPHOLE!

Boots sells sex toys.

Do i trust Boots with my vagina? Prolly not. But im looking through anyway. Sorry to anyone who has notifs on for when i post

[m--rtyr]

Ugh nevermind nothing interesting. Other than ‘climaximum’ as a word and a fucking coquette glass buttplug.

[pumpkinprincess22]

Use code sexwellness is going in my lexicon. For what idk but it is

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun