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welcome to pollsuncensored, a blog that posts polls without discriminating based on political opinion or potential to offend.

Whilst I don't censor/delete polls for ideological disagreements, anyone inciting violence and/or sexual harrassment in comments or reblogs WILL be blocked.

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is a bloody mary a soup?

yes

no

nuance

Voting ended onJan 6, 2025

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Would you rather

Sand paper off your own nipples in one sitting OR

Have to pluck out every single hair on your body with tweezers, by yourself, with no breaks or stopping.

Would you rather:

Sandpaper off your own nipples in one sitting

Pluck every hair on your body with tweezers by yourself no breaks/stopping

Voting ended onNov 7, 2024

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FMK

Bill Clinton, Joe Rogan, Joe Exotic

F- Bill/ M- Rogan / K- Mr Exotic

F - Bill/ M- Mr Exotic / K- Rogan

F- Mr Exotic/ M- Rogan / K- Bill

F - Mr Exotic/ M- Bill / K- Rogan

F - Rogan / M - Bill / K- Mr Exotic

F- Rogan / M- Mr Exotic / K- Bill

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Bill Clinton, Joe Rogan, Joe Exotic

F Bill / M Rogan / K Mr Exotic

F Bill / M Mr Exotic / K Rogan

F Mr Exotic / M Rogan / K Bill

F Mr Exotic / M Bill / K Rogan

F Rogan / M Bill / K Mr Exotic

F Rogan / M Mr Exotic / K Bill

Voting ended onNov 7, 2024

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did you carve a pumpkin for Halloween this year?

yes

not this year, but I usually do

I carved a different fruit

no

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

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have you ever wanted to block someone solely because they were really bad at drawing a character you like and they were clogging up the tag with their stuff

- yes

- no

have you ever wanted to block someone solely because they were really bad at drawing a character you like and they were clogging up the tag with their stuff?

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

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do you consider it morally wrong to abstain from voting in an election you're eligible to vote in?

yes

no

I've never considered this because my country has compulsory voting

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

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have you noticed that Tumblr poll options are centre-aligned before you vote and left-aligned after you vote?

yes

not until now

this does not happen to me

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

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how much money ($US) would it take for you to eat a live earthworm?

I'd do it for free

$1

$10

$100

$1,000

$10,000

$100,000

$1,000,000

$10,000,000 or more

I would not do this for any price

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

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Greatest fighting implement ever devised?

-M1 Garand

-Spear

Greatest fighting implement ever devised?

M1 Garand

Spear

Voting ended onNov 5, 2024

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Hey caturtle

Hey face with dark sunglasses

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best style of pizza?

authentic italian

new york

chicago / deep dish

lebanese / middle eastern

frozen

whatever pizza hut and other chains do

other?

Voting ended onSep 27, 2024

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do you donate blood?

yes

no, although I am eligible

I am ineligible due to health conditions or genetics

I am ineligible due to lifestyle (travelling, use of injected drugs, etc.)

I am ineligible in my country due to being a gay/bi male

I am ineligible due to my age

Voting ended onSep 23, 2024

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do you have a favourite US state?

yes, one I've lived in

yes, one I've visited

yes, one I've never set foot in

no

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

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another hyper-specific poll

left a job because your boss seemed homophobic

your home has a dishwasher but it's currently broken

your father was adopted

got suspended in high school but only once

never played animal crossing

currently have 4 Playstations (any model) in your home

saved an injured wild animal at work (but that's not your job)

tried to join the military but got rejected

recently taken up running as a hobby

lactose intolerant as a result of past veganism

multiple of these

none of these

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

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do you currently have (drinkable, non-expired) milk in your fridge?

yes, dairy

yes, plant based

yes, both

no but I have long life or powdered milk in my cupboard

no, there is no milk in my house

Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

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at what age did you first try an energy drink? (regardless of whether you liked it)

10 or under

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20+

have never tried one

Voting ended onAug 1, 2024