Please help, denn meine Language macht mir Stress

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[myslowianie]

Petition for more native language songs in Eurovision

[ask-aphslovakia]

Merry Christmas !! From all Slavs !!

(Slovakia Czech republic Poland Slovenia Ukraine Russia Belarus Bulgaria Macedonia Serbia Croatia  )

[polskieserce]

I made it over to the Polish side of insta reels and oh my gosh I haven't laughed so hard in a while

[myslowianie]

Also does a thing since I’m here… *changes my alias and corrects my age*

[breaddo]

wish english could make switching from formal to informal "you" a plot point but noooo. like yes i'm aware it's easier for me to not have to worry about conjugating or anything but have you considered it's boring

[breaddo]

@sebdoeswords thank you for figuring out exactly what this post was about

[alberto-rosende]

what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?

i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isn’t the only language in the world

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[deutsche-bahn]

Reddit germans refusing to use any anglicized words to the point of absurdity VS tumblr germans using the most abhorrent denglish you've ever seen

[deutsche-bahn]

Here’s possibly the weirdest way to translate shitpost:

“in a nutshell” is at least a bit more obvious

Honorable mentions to that guy who translated “pov” into a row of words that couldn’t possibly sound any more unnatural:

[thefencebeetle]

That’s child’s play.

Take a look at the French reddit guidelines to avoid English words to the point of complete absurdity :

[kineticpenguin]

I can't decide what's funnier: insisting on making French versions of brand names like Youtube and Reddit, or for some reason, doing it to "Merica Fuck Yeah"

[headspace-hotel]

Masturbenrond...

[wellwaterhysteria]

no little german boy don’t go into that amateur beatboxing competition!

[wellwaterhysteria]

oh mein gott this room is full of bootzenkatzen

[polskieserce]

So..it’s time for a great reorganization of my bookcases and the million dollar question is -- devote a baby bookcase to notebooks or to language books?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I hope you all realise that we have the wrong angle in vous/Sie discourse when we make fun of the anglos -

it's not that English-speakers don't have the right second person pronoun to be polite. thou was their informal pronoun. Now that it's gone they're you-locked. they're stuck siezing their babies. they're vouvoyer-ing their husband of 60 years. Every english-language interaction is hilarious if you keep that in mind.

[polskieserce]

Reblog this post and put in the tags how many languages are represented on your bookshelves.

[polskieserce]

I love it when people are bold enough to speak to me in my target language as if I actually understand it 💔

[polskieserce]

Twitch stream but it’s a totally nonaesthetic ‘study polish with me’ complete with weird thinking noises and singsongy tones as I try to read and type at the same time

[official-german-translationen]

“Pff. ‘Straßen’? Wo wir hinfahren, brauchen wir keine ‘Straßen’.”

— Deutsche Bahn (via official-german-translationen)

[ask-aphslovakia]

Merry Christmas !! From all Slavs !!

(Slovakia Czech republic Poland Slovenia Ukraine Russia Belarus Bulgaria Macedonia Serbia Croatia  )

[lagom-languages-deactivated2022]

B1/B2 is the worst level of language learning to be at bc when ur C1 and people ask you if you speak a language, ur like hell ya bitch i do, and when ur A1/A2 ur like umm not really, but when you’re B1/B2 it’s like??? do i speak that language???