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@hematiterings
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island Rapa Nui, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.
Okay I need to correct this before I lose my mind
Wrong and oversimplified. Just because they didn't have modern OSHA didn't mean they did not have any kind of safety regs. Rope harnesses and scaffolding are well-recorded.
Wildly oversimplified. Weekends as we understand them may not have been a thing, but there were definitely shifts and designated days off because people have families and contrary to popular belief a lot of cultures had actual paid labourers and artisans building things, and they tended to have guilds and organisations that REQUIRED time off to be given. Yes, including slaves, because slavery prior to the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade varied depending on culture and practice but slaves were still considered to be actual HUMAN BEINGS and therefore to have HUMAN NEEDS AND LIMITS (seeing slaves as not fully/properly human was an advent of the T-AST and a product of semi-modern racial categorisation, and is an anomaly on a historical scale, not the rule)
Deceptive, also fits under point 1: "a ton of fucking people", especially when frequently large structures involved entire communities, and child involvement was much less likely to be in a Victorian Workhouse way and far more likely to be "you're old enough to be your parent's apprentice so you learn the craft alongside", or like running errands for family on the worksite
Also filed under point 1. Never said everyone was a willing participant, just that were a lot of people involved. Also, surprisingly, not as common as people often think!
"The king said so" is a WHY, not a HOW. The same goes for religious reasons btw, because while that is the motivation for the project, it doesn't actually mean anyhing re: the process and techniques of building things, which is what this post is actually talking about
First off, this is only tangentially related to the original post. Secondly, it's incorrect. History DOES, in fact, record the failed megaprojects, often in bitchy letters from the people responsible for actually building the thing to the person in charge. The difference is that, frequently, the actual structure either gets rebuilt correctly so we don't see the fuckup stage and only know about it from said letters, or it's disassembled to reuse the materials, but some, such as the Bent Pyramid or the visible frame half again as high as the façade on the Pantheon, do actually remain for us to see. This is part of that whole fucking around and finding out I was talking about
This addition has been annoying me for months and recently got reblogged by a popular blog and I needed to say SOMETHING because it was pissing me off.
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
one of my favorite types of content is people who analyse low brow media with the same seriousness with which one generally uses to analyse artsy/prestige media. not cynicism, no mockery, no acting like they're above it, even if they think its bad. everything has themes even when not intended to be there, everything says something about the context in which it was made even if its not trying to, and sometimes the lack of depth betrays a different type of depth in what the media does not realize that its saying much more than the little that its saying on purpose. even if the craft is bad.
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you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man
asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.
If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.
Use your needle catcher.
You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.
ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles
Some great additions from the comments.
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apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me