Fight Me I’m Mad

Nerd - tradesman - rotting corpse

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MAKE HIM REGRET

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BEING BORN

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

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[everythingfox]

I’m the fox laying down

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

[snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210]

:)

[malcis]

If you want your thursdays back, you’ll have to pry them from my cold, out of touch hands. 

[lucernax]

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

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Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

[eminentauthenticity]

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

[crittizen]

They all look completely unabashed and unrepentant for their crimes

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

I don’t know the wet one looks a bit sorry.

[danane-banane]

The last one doesn’t regret a thing

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[clungedestroyer]