Swaggot Commie

He/him | 21 | queer | 🍉

[poltergeist-punk]

if you see me post anything assume it was qued, that’s my main way of posting now btw

Shitty blog map:

Art is under #my art and read the tags on my post, it will hold like half of the context

(a lot of my art has the watermark druid-boy-punk because that used to be my old url)

check out my 18+ side blog @/necromancer-punk (unless you’re a minor then you’ll get blocked)

My commissions are closed

if we are not mutuals and you comment or dm me about it, i will assume that you are a bot and block you

oh yeah i have twt and patreon now

[yaoigaysexaura]

there's something so fucking sinister about a post comparing trans men to predators alike transphobic people as if we're not being trafficked and murdered and raped everyday while having those experiences erased getting a whole 3.5k notes. and this was written by a trans guy too! how can you be so unkind?

edit: don't use this to be cruel to transfems

[apolladay]

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

[catchymemes]

[assiraphales]

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

[pleasant-plant-x]

LEO XIV HAS DECLARED BUTLERIAN JIHAD

[nudityandnerdery]

[dori-man]

Stratt: we're shipping you

Grace (who spent a lot of time with teenagers): with who?

Stratt: with Ilyiuhina and Yao

Grace: but isn't Ilyiuhina a lesbian? And Yao is married?

Stratt: yes, and?

Grace: you're shipping me with them

Stratt: to space. You're going to space

Grace: WHAT?!

[prismatoxic]

pride portrait #4: alejandro ortiz, problematic aro king (much like felix he has one single exception and in his case, it's rowan)

co-owned with @poltergeist-punk

[prismatoxic]

pride portrait #4: alejandro ortiz, problematic aro king (much like felix he has one single exception and in his case, it's rowan)

co-owned with @poltergeist-punk

[prismatoxic]

pride portrait #4: alejandro ortiz, problematic aro king (much like felix he has one single exception and in his case, it's rowan)

co-owned with @poltergeist-punk

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[prismatoxic]

pride portrait #3, rowan hawthorne the transfag

co-owned with @poltergeist-punk

[poltergeist-punk]

HIS BLEPPPP IM SICK IN THE HEAD ABOUT THIS DOGGGGGGGGH RAHHHHHHHHHH

[starlight-riptide]

happy pride month x2

felix is aro and bisexual, nothing complicated. matt is his single romantic exception. not that felix knows what "aromantic" even is, but it's still true

[prismatoxic]

alejandro would carry rowan's babies if he could

speaking of offspring, these two idiots are co-parented with @poltergeist-punk

[poltergeist-punk]

THEY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[stealthetrees]

What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.

They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.

The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.

[starlight-riptide]

happy pride month

if you ask me, matt is demiromantic, demisexual, and masculine nonbinary/an enboy. if you ask matt, he'll kind of wrinkle his nose and not answer because he thinks it's a stupid question.