It starts with different scenes of the JL doing whatever the fuck it is superheroes do in their free-time. Paying bills, I’m guessing.
Cut to the Batcave where Bruce is mangsting in the darkest corner bcus he was born Extra™. Suddenly, the batcomputer goes off with a warning!
“Holy shit, Master Wayne. Seems another being is attacking. What a shock.”
He spends the next 36 mins of screen time pushing buttons and glancing at screens in an effort to identify what the fuck is happening. In the background Alfred is getting his trusty rifle ready in case he needs to glack a bitch. (god does he hope he gets to glack a bitch, he’s got some pent up irritation)
Ding dong, it’s Evil bcus why not
JUSTICE LEAGUE, GO! Wait, wrong team.
They end up fighting some humongous fucko, probably from space (surprise)
Clark is punching and lasering shit. Bruce does some flippy shit. Diana does her best rodeo cowgirl impression. Barry cosplays as Sonic but forgot the costume. Vic goes ‘pew pew pew’ a lot. Arthur is screaming in the background.
They’re getting their asses handed to them bcus Climax
Clark and Bruce look at each other and grimly nod. No words needed in this broship, just heated smoulders. Bros smoulder at each other, true story.
“We’ll use ourselves as bait so the rest of you can take it down.”
“But what if you two die?!”
“Nah, we’re good. We’re pros at ‘kinda-sorta but not really dying for dramatic effect’ by now. There wouldn’t be a profit in actually killing us.”
“..Oh, well then have at it.”
Thus ensues the JL’s ‘final stand’ wherein Bruce and Clark do smth dumb and ‘die’.
But, ALAS! By some totally unforseen twist, they’re alive! AND the enemy is defeated! HUZZAH
As the dust settles, they revel in their victory, when SUDDENLY
[obnoxious slurping noise]
“Ah shit, we’re totally late.”
“I knew we shouldn’t have stopped for coffee!”
“Hey, don’t look at me! You get cranky without your caffeine and Garth keeps ordering ridiculous drinks.”
[cut to a shot of Donna, Dick, Wally, Garth, and Roy arriving in costume 15 mins late drinking Starbucks]
[COMING SOON: THE TITANS]
