PolyPanTransMan

The sometimes amusing life and times of a polyamorous pansexual transman.

[polypantransman]

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi

[minarachelle-deactivated2016033]

Cuddling Rats

[polypantransman]

Sometimes I do wonder if rats hold hands much like humans...cuties.

[therealmartymouse]

All the cookies are for me!!! #martymouse #milanos #rats #ratstagram #petstagram #photooftheday #cookies

[many-splendored-rat]

Renay’s Doodle & Barnaby

[polypantransman]

I really just love the shape of their faces, haha

[polypantransman]

Another Analogy

Because we need another one, right?

Imagine you're watching a baseball game; Heterosexual; Swings to the right. Homosexual; Swings to the left. Bisexual; Swings right and left (for good measure). Polysexual; Swings right, left, and up for some reason. Pansexual; SHOW ME THE PINATA! And swings all over the place like a crazy person. Asexual; Shows up in football gear. Wait, what?

Sorry I missed a few (hundred) sexualities, there! Only so many ways to play baseball, ya know?

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Pride 2014

Uprising of Love When Russia’s failure to protect its LGBTQ community has got you down, uprise with love.

PFLAG Mom Just one individual who represents the most supportive type of human known to mankind, the not-so-elusive PFLAG Mom.

Freedom to Marry No one should be an outlier when it comes to love.

Outrising Progressive news stories with a positive spin. Because sometimes things are actually nice, you know?

LGBT Laughs Humor by the community, for the community, and curated by one person who may or may not be a dragon.

Photo via Freedom to Marry

[victorionious]

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

[polypantransman]

Partner partner partner partner

[polypantransman]

you: whats ur major

me: have u heard of lesbian witchcraft?

you: there arent many jobs in that field u know.......

me: *turns u into a gay ass frog*

[polypantransman]

Another Analogy

Lot's of sexuality analogies out there- here's mine;

Imagine you're watching a baseball game; Heterosexual; Swings to the right. Homosexual; Swings to the left. Bisexual; Swings right and left (for good measure). Polysexual; Swings right, left, and up for some reason. Pansexual; SHOW ME THE PINATA! And swings all over the place like a crazy person. Asexual; Shows up in football gear. Wait, what?

[the-inspired-lesbian]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

[gothhabiba]

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

[acentric]

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing...

[theblacktailedking-blog]

rats have two forms 

ball: 

and noodle

[burdbrain]

Don’t forget pancake form

[repair-bear]

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes. If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:

Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.

Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.

If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.

See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.

If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions

PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

[vergess]

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

[frenchie-fries-deactivated20140]

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

[cosmictuesdays]

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

[littlebluecaboose]

Re-reblogging because I checked Snopes, and not only is this shit true, but the text on this is pretty much the same as it is there! Stay safe, kiddos.

[burntcandycorn]

According to the US Department of Agriculture, these are currently the states and provinces in North America where Giant Hogweed is present. Even if your state/province is “clear” that doesn’t mean that it is not there. If you see Giant Hogweed in your yard or anywhere please call your DOA! This stuff is mad deadly!

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[castingcallwoe]

Please send me photos of your bathroom. 

[polypantransman]

Because they're spoiled rotten <3

[polypantransman]

Styles isn't very patient during snacktime.