Can you do a NSFW alphabet of Polyurethane from PASWG? I’m only requesting him and not his older brother. I don’t want to exhaust you in case you’re busy. Gotta respect that writers have lives too 🫶
Never done one of these b4!!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
⟢ In the afterglow, laying horizontal across every pillow on the bed like a kitten in a sunspot, Polyurethane rouses with a gleam in his eye. Maybe he'll take you for a shower, put those big biceps to use carrying you across the way?.. Instead, he flops his body over yours, decidedly nixing any productivity for the foreseeable future,, (Any non-bed sex ends with stumbling to benches/couches to do much the same. He's like a bad stud horse 2 me)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
⟢ Likes his face the most!! Totally top ten wordwide. Yours is okay too ig. Likes your pleading eyes as he walks too fast in crowds or denies your long-fought orgasms,, Not like it's your business to know that, though. Nosey. :/
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
⟢ Loveessss to buy you cosmetics with Daddy's money and then nut all over them. Like acrylics and handjobs, or HEALED piercings and pulling out to finish on them!!
If you're not into that sort of thing he'd looove to get manhandled and cum all over :) Pretty pleaseeee he's been SUCH a brat and definitely needs to be taught a lesson <33
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
⟢ Wishes he could indulge in hardcore mindbreak, but doesn't want to deal with the fallout of being/ having you be less competent (especially working for his father) because you're waiting on permission from the other person. Dumbification it is 🥀
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
⟢ Porn is disallowed in heaven. Long story short he's been jerking it to the hot neighbour since PUBERTY. (Like.. 100 years ago don't let him hear me say that though). Got all the apps first week on earth as a reconnaissance thing, realized dating through the phone is a scam, and then started jerking it to the YOU across the street <33
You stole away many of his firsts, but he's eager to learn!! (Mostly just lays back and bullies you. Wtvvv)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
⟢ Cowgirl when you top, prone bone when you bottom. Makes him squeal just THINKING about it!!!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
⟢ Wants so so sooo badly to be the sex god you write a 500k+ word smut doc on. Once said "you taking me out to dinner first?" while you fingered him open— his sillies are NOT for the faint of mood.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
⟢ YES It's pink. Shaves his whole body apart from his happy trail and mid thighs, so you better appreciate it,, (lwk would make you shave him. It's intimate idccc)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
⟢ Gets off unreasonably to the idea that you love him more than he loves you; he is a god (NOT), after all, it's only natural!!.. Sadly, this is not the case. He NEEDS that cookie.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
⟢ Very free-use outside of work!! Gets paranoid around skylights and such but otherwise open to parallel play (with verbal encouragement) while you do a non-sexual activity. Has trouble getting it up when you're not around </3
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
⟢ Ironically, being pressured to stay silent. Loves to feel you grope his face from behind, hissing at him to shut up before he's made to,, Something about sneaking around without feeling like a shameful slut really hits him in the good stuff..
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
⟢ For appearances sake, he wants you to thinks he's spontaneous; the kitchen. In a PERFECT world?.. panic room. You can't possibly crawl away and there's nobody to interrupt <33
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
⟢ Loves to watch the switch flip within you from accommodating strangers, holding doors open and whatnot to spitting in his mouth and slapping the sass from his pretty little head!! This also works in reverse
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
⟢ Ageplay. Younger him was (while only slightly substandard in comparison to present him... Boooooo) woefully cringe and lacking in bitches/money. Put the baby pics away.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
⟢ MUCH prefers reception to really marinate in pillow princessship, but like,,,, He just looks soooo good on his knees, don't you think? 🥹🤲 (beat him into submission. He'll come arounddd)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
⟢ Famous for getting wicked cramps when he's racing the speed of your toys. YES his muscles are for show, leave him alone and be gentle about it :(
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
⟢ Actual WARS have been prevented with a quick public handy he says while nonchalantly send you plink after link while you choke down restaurant food. Yes yes a million times yes!!
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
⟢ Well,,, He's like so totally a little cherub that you're DEFINITELY "taking advantage of". So yes but it in his butt or your brains will be getting familiar with that wall. Right there. Unless you don't wanna!! That's cool too (ig)
*Whatever you're into!! Just know he won't be outwardly enthusiastic if it's something niche
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
⟢ Angels naturally reflect the wants of humans; while he is no npc and most definitely has his own zest, it's all about how long he can keep the vibe up. Otherwise, for efficiency's sake, prepare for an overhyped pump and dump <33
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
⟢ Privately uses your toys while shaming you for owning them. Makes you use them on him. It's a delicate ecosystem up in here
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
⟢ HAS and WILL just pop a pose with just enough hip and chest to get you going while everyone at the function stays none the wiser. Is known to guide your hand to his body under the table and scold you for it later; you are just SOOOO needy, aren't you??. This should hold you over!! As he unzips his fly in a bathroom stall. He's the worst <33
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
⟢ Naturally possesses the pitch of an ambulance siren and the lung capacity to match. Likes to delude himself into thinking he's all cute, softly moaning in your ear on the walk home or whatever, but he does sound like a torture victim and the neighborhood is starting to talk. PUT HIM DOWNNN
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
⟢ Has a riding crop reoccurring dream that will NEVER be fulfilled. He activates like a sleeper at least once a month to stare at you from across the bed as if dream you died horrifically!! (He's like. DIAMOND hard; open up.)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
⟢ Lwk pads his crotch to prevent you catching print </3 A healthy five inches soft, and there are more than enough man-made enhancements should you want to explore size stuff and/or inflation!!.. When tension starts to mount he'll grab your hand to rest between his thighs and prompt you with something adjacent to "look at what you've done"/"This is all your fault!!"
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
⟢ Loves you so incredibly much. Refuses to stay hard on the job— so what if he's having to sneak away every half hour, SURELY this increases his efficiency??? (omg don't speed up please he needs it slowwww 💔💔)
Z = Zzz (how quickly are they falling asleep?)
⟢ Look at him. Hold his face. Feeel his skiiiiin. As much as he'd love for you to believe it, THIS does not come without effort; has patented the good ol' pump and flop to maximize sleep
