Into the Abstract

26. Mostly x reader content. || They/Them || MDNI AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED —> contains dark themes and NSFW. Requests and thirsts: CLOSED

[pinechild]

𝕽𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖔 + 𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘

Hello! I’m Grimm (26, they/them) self indulgent writer. I like to write x readers and horror sometimes. Fandoms tend to change, so keep on an eye on whats my fixation at the moment! All characters are 18+

𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘

⸸ Make sure to state what reader you want or else it will automatically be gender neutral.

⸸ Please have your age in your bio, ageless blogs will be blocked!

⸸ Please don’t rush me or spam requests, you will be blocked. I will take my time and write what I want as this is just a hobby for me.

⸸ Most of my writings will include chubby reader and probably *only* chubby reader. Don’t complain about not having skinny readers, you can go literally anywhere else for that.

⸸ Be nice or I’m giving you the spray bottle.

𝕯𝖔'𝖘

⤷ Yandere, horror, smut, monster/teratophilia, chubby! reader, light gore, dubcon, comfort fics

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖙'𝖘

⤷ Incest, shota/loli, noncon/r*pe, heavy gore, bathroom kinks (poop, pee, etc), fat fetishization or anything bigoted

𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖘

⤷ None! Check back later.

Dividers made by @/cafekitsune, @/sister-lucifer, @/nolongerinus3ee

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[pinechild]

Hello, I hope you are doing well. I don't know if you remember me, but could I ask for another Headcanon about Grim Reaper S/O? If you don't want to, that is perfectly fine😊.

Sorry hun! Requests are closed at the moment <3 I’m just slowly catching up to requests when i can <3

[pinechild]

what do you think the poly angels’ love languages are? like… all of them actually but HAHAHA like mainly? or like how would they both show them all and express their love for reader in a normal or daily basis?

+ reader is reaaally physically affectionate HAHAHA and very clingy with the two of them?

Poly Bros love languages + affectionate reader

cw. Gn! Reader, fluff, slight smut, a tinge of possessiveness, bratty angel shenanigans

・❥・ First I’ll do the two as a unit before doing them separately.

・❥・ It’s kind of a given that they’ll spoil you, both as a pair and individually. Showering you with gifts of all kinds as both to flaunt their wealth but also how they can provide for you.

・❥・ Velcro angels. They’re clingggyyyy and would want to be with you all the time if it wasn’t for work >:/ gotta make that bread ig (and have a trust fund).

・❥・ Literal attack dogs online. Will defend your honor from any hate comment no matter how small—put them on a leash because they do NOT play about you!

・❥・ Take you on expensive trips and fancy spa treatments because they, once again, wanna spoil you and because you deserve it working in this capitalism hellscape <3

・❥・ You being clingy with them is a disaster because because their asses are never letting you go and they are going to make it everyone else’s problem about it LMAO

・❥・ Ya’ll will be the most insufferable throuple in all of heaven I’m so sorry to say (complimentary, of course)

Polyester

・❥・ I see him as the more chill of the two, so I feel like his main love language is Acts of Service.

・❥・ He likes to provide and make sure you’re happy and content, maybe that’s just the older brother in him though.

・❥・ He’ll pick up anything you need from the store when he’s out and even buy you a sweet little treat to surprise you with when he gets back.

・❥・ Big giver of back rubs and massages! He likes to see you relax under his touch <3 he gets that quiet, soft smile (you know the one) when he sees your eyes close.

・❥・ Will brush your hair (if it can be brushed) or make you meals when you have a bad mental health day, making sure you’re taken care of when you don’t have the strength to do it yourself.

・❥・ On that ‘Polyester cooks’ agenda because he does in my mind’s eye. He likes the quiet intimacy of cooking with you and the reward of seeing your smiling face eating something he made.

・❥・ Has all of your favorite recipes memorized by heart and has a special folder in his phone to keep them.

・❥・ Gift giving is also another love language of his, especially when he makes it himself.

・❥・ Would obviously spoil you and show you off, but it won’t be as extravagant or in your face as he would be if he was sharing you with his brother.

・❥・ 100% would love to make you any gadgets and gizmos that’ll help you out with work or just to make life a little easier for you.

・❥・ Please let him tinker with his toys for you! It’ll mean the world for him to see you keep something he’s made. Especially when I headcanon that one of his passions/hobbies is tinkering and gadget work.

・❥・ If you want a specific thing he’ll do the whole shebang: drawing up the schematics, calculating measurements, gathering the right materials—you name it! Only the best for you <3

・❥・ He has a more subtler approach to how he shows his love, but it’s very warm and comforting. Like bundling under blankets on a cold rainy day.

・❥・ Not the best at words, but the way he mumbles out compliments and praises when you need them the most almost stops your heart every time.

・❥・ Having an affectionate partner would make him melt honestly—he feels so loved and like he’s doing a good job taking care of you and making you happy.

・❥・ To know that he’s appreciated for all that he does makes him easily wrap around your pretty little finger! Would do anything you ask him to.

・❥・ Potential husband material if you tame the brat out of him LMAO

Polyurethane

・❥・ Oh boy.

・❥・ Unhinged and touchyyyy. HUGE physical touch love language for sureeee

・❥・ The clingy one. Always has to be touching you in some shape or form: holding hands, playing with your hair (if it can be played with), cuddling— will absolutely whine when he can’t touch you for whatever reason.

・❥・ Gets worse when you’re in public. PDA king over here. Absolutely insufferable with how he proudly displays you around.

・❥・ He likes touching your face, waist and what’s between your legs the most (in private)

・❥・ Yes, his form of affection is to make you cum. A lot. (If you want it ofc)

・❥・ Is at your beck and call can do it multiple times a day if needed, his stamina is insane.

・❥・Just be careful though, he marks up your body with hickies and bite marks like it’s his own personal canvas—gotta let everyone know that you’re taken after all <3

・❥・ Gift giving is also a main love language of his, he’s the main perpetrator of spoiling you: Clothes, makeup, skincare etc. whatever your pretty heart desires!

・❥・ Just let him max out his dad’s card and doll you up, mkay? <3

・❥・ Pampering king. Will want to do face masks with you and rub lotion on your skin and do any kind of hair care depending on the texture. He 100% has silk bonnets and pillowcases for the natural/curly hair baddies.

・❥・ Quality time is also a love language of his because he needs to yap. Gossiping with you and having a little kiki is virtually the same thing as kissing with tongue.

・❥・ Will always remind you how much he loves you whether it’s by kissing your face all over, or just showering you in praises until you get embarrassed.

・❥・ Can get a little embarrassing about it but he doesn’t really care lmao he’s pretty shameless in how probably cringe he is.

・❥・ An affectionate partner would definitely enable his clingy/unhinged side so be careful lol don’t let him get too possessive of you because he will go to war for you.

・❥・ Any affection of his being reciprocated or taken positively will have him cling to you like another limb. He practically worships the ground you walk on and has an iron grip.

・❥・ Hardcore loverboy that you definitely need to reel in from time to time but hey, he’s loyal <3

[rudavoidish]

Y'all if you're American please email your politicians and senators against the parents decide act. I'm fucking begging because we're reaching a tipping point.

[hetrosjistin]

Call or Write Congress About H.R. 8250: Parents Decide Act - GovTrack.us

Quick and easy link to both find your congressmen/women and giving you a quick and easy way to copy / paste the message into it. You want to oppose. It's an act that will demand that all major OS makers integrate a direct forced age verification control into all OS.

[rudavoidish]

I received a comment on this that I figured would be very helpful- it's a template for communicating with your representatives. Be sure to use it for reference

Dear Representative [Name],

I am writing to express my strong opposition to H.R. 8250 (The "Parents Decide Act"). As your constituent and a concerned citizen, I believe this bill introduces unprecedented risks to digital privacy and security.

Specifically, I am alarmed by:

SEC. 2(a)(1)(B): Requiring age verification to even use an operating system creates a mandatory "hardware lockout" that ends anonymous computing and forces users to hand over sensitive identification data to major corporations just to power on their devices.

SEC. 2(a)(3): Mandating that OS providers create a system for all app developers to access verification data is a massive security vulnerability. This effectively creates a centralized API of user identities accessible to thousands of third-party developers, many of whom may lack adequate data protection.

This bill does not protect children; it creates a centralized surveillance infrastructure at the OS level. I urge you to protect the privacy of your constituents and vote NO on H.R. 8250.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

[Your Zip Code]

[willowtree1527]

This is a hell that us down under in Australia are already living in, and it’s not even effective at what it claims to do in protecting children.

Given that, in the wake of this mandatory identification policy, my country seems to be moving to hand over its citizens biometric data, like fingerprints, Face ID files, and identification documents, over to the USA and to ICE to maintain the visa free travel (ESTA) we have, I strongly urge any US resident to send these emails, or make calls.

But if you can’t do that, the most powerful thing you can do is spread the word. Tell your friends, family, coworkers, anyone who can help.

My reach will likely be small, and so I don’t know if this will mean very much in the grand scheme of things, but I cannot stand to see this tracking happen to another population as it did to mine.

And if you think it won’t affect you, it will. All anonymity goes out the window when your accounts can be linked via your personal ID

I wish you all luck in preventing this act from going through.

[mossdftba]

I called my representative and left a voice message!

[humming-fly]

Here’s the 5calls script to make it easy! https://5calls.org/issue/age-verification-internet-privacy/

[tyrannosaurus-sock]

Oppose Age Verification Mandates for Internet Access ⭑ 5 Calls

Various federal and state bills have been introduced to require age verification for internet platforms. While these bills’ purported purpos

Linkified the above url.

[pinechild]

cuddling and being clingier than usual with the poly angel twins pleaaasee huhuhu i just want to be enveloped in their arms and wings and all argh, could be angst and/or fluff pleaaasseee

Cuddling the Polybros

cw. Gn! Reader, fluff

🌙. First of all, if you got more cuddlier and clingier with them, they would be over the moon! Especially Polyurethane since he’s literally a velcro angel when he’s not working.

🌙. Both will definitely tease you on becoming more cuddlier, but they’ll eat that shit up and clean the plate—they lavish in your attention.

— “Oh? What’s got you more cuddly all of a sudden? Can’t get enough of our charms, babe? Not that I can blame you tbh.” “Usually clinginess would be like, a super ick to me but since it’s you, you can get a pass—just don’t mess up the hair, k babe?”

🌙. Will spend hours tangling their limbs together with yours and offering lazy kisses to wherever their lips can find, sometimes mumbling about some internet drama and sometimes nothing at all depending on the day.

🌙. If it’s after hunting ghosts they become more whiny. Cuddling you like they want to melt into you as they complain about their day. Even more so if they ran into Panty and Stocking.

🌙. Cuddling with you is something they always look forward to and jump at the chance to—they love being pampered and pampering you in return.

🌙. And although they are bitchy divas, you being more clingy and cuddly really brings out their more softer side, only for your eyes to see.

🌙. Their wings will wrap around you, keeping you warm and comfy as you doze off in their arms. They can’t help but to coo at your peaceful, sleeping face.

🌙. At times they’ll have petty little fights over who gets to cuddle you more if they don’t feel like sharing or just being testy that day. You’ll have to snap them out of it before any limbs comes out of your sockets lmaoo

— “Bruh it’s my turn to cuddle with them! You like, had them for 4 hours yesterday! Your clinginess is like, giving me the ick so bad rn fr.” “Ugh! Only because you keep hogging them you fugly chud! Besides, I’m the better cuddler anyways and don’t smell like Axe body spray!”

🌙. Polyester is the type of cuddler that rubs slow circles on your waist or hip. Back tracing is also a big thing he does and loves to see you shiver at his touch, kissing the goosebumps on your skin.

🌙. Also a big scalp massager/hair player (if your hair can be played with). His older brother tendencies of caretaking are very apparent when it comes to pampering you.

🌙. Polyurethane likes to cuddle like a koala. Just full on hugging you like you’re a tree, his tree. Doesn’t even matter if you’re smaller than him, he’s wrapping his entire body around you like a boa constrictor this man is clingy.

🌙. BIG nibbler too. Expect little love bites on your neck, collarbone, shoulders and even behind your ears—he gets possessive when cuddling you.

🌙. It’s honestly the best sleep they ever have and honestly addicted to it.

🌙. You’re just so warm and soft and smell so good—

🌙. If anyone tries to rip them away from any cuddle time with you, especially if you’re more clingier that day, oh they’re gonna throw a fit.

🌙. Both are instantly out for blood, mainly Polyurethane.

— “Bro, I’m crashing the fuck out you seriously cannot take me away from my cuddle time or i’m highkey going to bomb a government building fr!!”

🌙. Please stop him before he commits first degree murder, his unhinged ass does not play when it comes to cuddle time.

🌙. Just bat your pretty lashes and they’ll calm down. They’re weak when it comes to you (as they should).

🌙. They’re like that one meme with the chihuahua snarling in one picture and smiling the next. So unhinged it’s kinda scary LMAO

🌙. Pull them back into bed or on the couch and let them grumble about the interruption before becoming putty in your hands once more, pet their hair for extra effect.

🌙. They’ll knock out instantly and have iron grips holding you. Your ass isn’t going anywhere.

🌙. Hopefully you don’t need to go to the bathroom anytime soon 🫡 stay strong soldier

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[pinechild]

can you write angst with how polyester and polyurethane would react to angel reader unconsciously crying in her sleep? with wings curling around herself and all while trying to call out for them?

Oh boy do i be feelin that rn

Comforting Fem! Reader

cw. Angst, mentions of death and depression, comfort, fem reader

☁︎⋅ At first, both brothers could only hear small noises coming from your room, thinking it was just normal sleepy mumblings that you always do—quietly talking to themselves and cooing how cute you are.

— “Bro she’s like, so cute I deadass can’t handle it.” “You think she’s dreaming about us rn? It’s like, giving so romantic~”

☁︎⋅ But the more you twist and turn, eyes screwing into a scowl and lip trembling—more distressed noises fill your room and raises their attention.

☁︎⋅ Deciding to check on you, they open the door to see you crumpled up in your wings, whimpering as your dream continues on. Worry and panic immediately etches onto their faces.

☁︎⋅ Hearing you call out for them in that weak, fragile voice kicks in a fear they didn’t think they’d ever feel—one so heart breaking and raw.

☁︎⋅ None of them don’t really know what to do at the moment. Should they wake you? Or should they just cuddle you until you’ve calmed down? What’s the right way in this situation?

☁︎⋅ Polyurethane bites the bullet and wakes you up with a gentle rocking of your shoulder.

— “Princess? Wake up! What’s wrong? What happened, baby?”

☁︎⋅ Polyester also immediately races to your side as you wake up. Petting your wings and cupping a gentle hand to your wet cheek, swiping away the tears with his thumb.

☁︎⋅ They’ll surround you with soft touches and whispered words of comfort as you try to come down from your nightmare and ground yourself in the moment.

☁︎⋅ They’ll absolutely wait for you until you’re able to speak about your dream, offering no pressure if you don’t want to either—they’re more than ok to just hold you for as long as you like.

☁︎⋅ You tell them about your dream. About losing them and feeling like the world crumbled at your feet, leaving you with nothing to care about anymore—that everything was just…hollow.

☁︎⋅ That you went back to that time in your life where depression made you barely eat, barely brushed your teeth or washed your hair, where everything felt meaningless.

☁︎⋅ You confess to them that you never want to go back to that time ever again, how you’re scared of it—scared of being left alone and a shell once more.

☁︎⋅ God, does it break their hearts to see you like this, even if it was just a dream. Their sweet girl, the one who deserves the world, haunted by the lingering ghost of their past.

☁︎⋅ Polyester gets a little misty eyed, holding you close and whispers his convictions into your hair.

— “I will never leave you alone babe, I promise. We’re not going to die on you, princess. Everything’s ok. You’re ok.”

☁︎⋅ The two of them hold you until your body relaxes, pulling them in with whatever strength you have to cuddle with you on the bed.

☁︎⋅ They easily oblige and make a mess tangling their limbs with yours, crumpling up the sheets until you settle into a comfortable position.

☁︎⋅ Polyurethane nips and nibbles at your ears and collarbone to earn a soft laugh from you, smiling in triumph when he hears a breathy chuckle part from your lips.

— “There you are, pookie.”

☁︎⋅ Polyester traces your back or plays with your hair (if your hair can be played with) to make you sink in to the bed more. Get ready for some ASMR.

☁︎⋅ As you rest in their embrace, their wings will cover over you and envelop you into a warmth that makes your eyes droop.

☁︎⋅ They’ll mumble about anything and everything—even gossip with you until you fall asleep once again. Or not, that’s fine too. Whatever you’re comfortable with.

☁︎⋅ If you don’t, they’ll still gossip and chat with you to get your mind off things, maybe even complain to you on what they saw on their socials.

— “You know that neckbeard that got viral a couple days ago? He’s now begging for money to get a tesla or whatever, LMAO what a loser! I’ll have to post this on my story.” “Deadass like, If you’re gonna be a chud and grift at least grift for something cool. Hard pass on being an elon dickrider fr fr, right babe?”

☁︎⋅ If you do, they’ll kiss your head and face as they wish you more pleasant dreams this time, beginning to feel the drowsiness themselves.

☁︎⋅ You’ll always have a place in their arms to chase away the bad dreams, never having to return to that dark chapter in your life as long as they’re here.

☁︎⋅ They’ll make sure of it.

[pinechild]

i absolutely love your poly bros fics so much, would you consider writing how they'd "joint-court" their fem angel reader after finding out within themselves that they'd both fallen in love?

Sorry if this is short lol I ran out of steam at the end 🙇

Dual Courting

cw. Fem! Reader, petty sibling rivalry, fluff

💕 Each brother will take their time to develop feelings for you, especially if your work keeps you close to them or at least around their orbit enough.

💕 Depending on who you are and what dynamic you have with each brother, either of them could fall faster than the other—more so if you indulge them in their interests and gossip.

💕 Polyurethane is the more likely of the two to fall first due to his possessive nature overall imo

💕 But when one falls, the other follows suit not too far behind—even more so when you look at the other brother with such sparkling eyes. Jealousy is the greatest motivator.

💕 Once they realize that they both love you, it’s prime time baby.

💕 They’re going to take turns fucking each other over to make themselves look good, convince you that they’re the better man.

💕 For example Polyester hiding all of Polyurethane’s good makeup just before a date or Polyurethane messing with a gadget to malfunction when Polyester tries to show off to you.

💕 Or both of them being overly attentive to your needs to the point where it gets kinda suffocating.

💕 On your period? Both of them will get you a heating pad and try to massage the tenseness away. Want to go out shopping? They’ll be fighting each other on which color and outfit looks best on you.

— “Bruh, she’s obviously a summer! Why would you pick such gloomy colors? Is she going to a funeral?” “Using seasons is so tacky bruh—obviously she likes these colors if you actually paid attention to what she wore instead of ogling at her like you have a podcast!”

💕 The absolute pettiest bitches and will turn everything into a competition between the two—reading each other for filth is their second job at this point. Maybe even beef with each other on social media when one posts a date pic with you.

💕 They’re sooo annoying about it but their followers are absolutely eating up this messy drama, most of heaven in fact lmaooo

💕 They try to make each other look stupid for a chance with you.

💕 God forbid you do a date with both of them, you’ll be drowning in gifts, clothes, snacks etc just because they want to out-do each other.

💕 Absolutely tearing heaven and Daten City apart for your affection, so much so that even Panty and Stocking got to yell at them to chill.

— “Can you two twinklords knock it the fuck off? I can’t get any dick around here while you two tear up the block!” “And there’s a new sweet shop I wanted to try out but now the lines too fucking long because you destroyed all the others!”

💕 You’ll literally have to do the ‘stop fighting!’ meme in order for them to calm down and actually pay attention to you instead on their rivalry.

💕 Once they realize you’re upset they’ll be like ‘oh shit’ and immediately stop pulling each other’s hair out, sitting their asses down like dogs that just got scolded (because they did)

💕 You’ll have to tell them that you love them both equally or else they’ll do this forever until you choose one or the other—so it’s best to just nip it in the bud and let them know if they don’t already.

💕 There will be have to be some sort of talk with them on wanting them both and figuring out how to share you between the two in a way that makes everyone happy.

💕 Will it be a little awkward for them? Yes. Are they gonna pout about it like bratty children? Also yes.

💕 But they really do love you so they’ll just have to suck it up and deal with it tbh whomp whomp

💕 Finding a way in which is best for everyone is gonna be a little wonky and clunky at first, especially with some lingering jealousy and petty sibling rivalry, but it eventually evens out with practice and time.

💕 They’ll still fuck with each other and read each other down, but it’s less intense and more to keep one another in check. Teamwork makes the dream work.

— “Bro you smell like shit go take a shower before we go on a date with her fr, she deserves better than someone stinkpilled.” “You first asshole! Wash your face before she sees those pimples on your chin! I know your lazy ass hasn’t used cleanser in like, two days!”

💕 In time they’ll get used to sharing you and not even bat an eye about it—as long as you keep looking at them with those pretty eyes, they’re pretty much putty in your hands.

💕 Spoil you until the cows come home and all of that shit. Quite protective of you too! Congrats on getting two candy colored guard dogs lol

💕 They’ll still fight over who gets to have cuddle time with you tho lmao that’s just kinda how they are. If the other gets too cuddly for the other’s liking then it’ll be a little tug of war.

💕 Praying for your limbs lmao

💕 But as long as you’re happy, they’re happy. And that’s all that really matters to them tbh

💕 And their socials go nuts once their followers know that you bagged both angels lmaoo envy of the century.

💕 No one is ever going to tear you away from them because they simply won’t let that happen <3 and if anyone does, be prepared to see a nuclear level of cancellation on your social media feed—these boys do not play when it comes to you <3

💕 Just make sure to reign them in a bit before they go too off the rails lmaoo

[pinechild]

helloo love, im not sure if you're accepting reqs at the moment or not but i beg of you to keep making more ester + thane poly fics with angel or human reader please

you write such delish nsfw & super sweet sfw, like, it'd make me genuinely heartbroken and sob so bad if you stopped writing for them ☹

i plead my case, thank you so much, love♥︎

Oh thank you so much it means a lot! Writing for the polybros is so fun and I enjoy writing a dynamic with different types of readers! Requests are open but they will be slow since both depression and perfectionism like to tag team me on the regular LMAO but I have no intentions of letting these brat angels go <3 thank you so much for liking my stuff :3

[pinechild]

Nahhh what you talking about, that is a really good sketch! Not to mention you made that art hilarious as well. 100/10

aaa ty! I get a bit self conscious of my art so I always second guess myself, thank you for the kind words! Maybe I’ll draw some Saturn stuff if any of you are interested 👉👈

[pinechild]

ngl i'm itching to take down that art post its so garbage uuuugh

[pinechild]

Hi! I wanted to ask if you're still writing? Because I actually came across your account yesterday and I loved it, so I had an idea for a request. You can only do it if you're still writing, but just in case, I'll leave my request here. Could you draw Polyester and Polyurethane with a Reader to see her transformation? (I mean, she's also an angel, but unlike Panty and Stocking, her celestial weapon is her bra, so when she transforms, she takes off her bra, which turns into a giant hammer, almost like Amy Rose. The Reader is very strong despite her delicate appearance. Obviously, in her angel form, her clothes at least cover her breasts.) Well, that's my main idea, although I planned to say more, but I think that's enough. I hope it's understandable since English isn't my first language.

They still like the fit dw they just thought just they were getting something else

[pinechild]

Haiii!! I saw you had made a post about wanting to write for your ocs can you pls let us meet them?? ^u^

Of course! Sorry about that I forgot to write something up for my precious boy lmao

Old art (i really should draw him in my new style sometime) but this is my boy Saturn

He is a primordial being (old) and the Keeper of Time. His main job is to make sure time (or what we humans see as time) runs smoothly so no tears or anomalies can make the universe collapse on itself.

He’s a soft spoken and elegant being, statuesque in a way that’s quite intimidating—but he’s nice, I promise. He just can’t be bothered by human social cues because of how they constantly change, so he’s usually direct with his feelings and thoughts even though it might seem as rude or not reading the room. Think of him as like a swan with no filter.

He’s also quite stoic but that’s because he’s not a physically expressive person in general—it’s mostly through his voice and tone. The other primordial beings would look at you with astonishment if you got Saturn to laugh or smile at you fondly lmaooo

But despite that, he’s quite kind and treats everyone with respect—even quite gentle to ones with more sensitive souls. A true romantic if you capture his heart, quite the gentleman.

Fan art from a friend ( @derisyan on twitter)!

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[headspace-hotel]

This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil

[jv]

This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

[jv]

Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.

[jv]

Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.

[simplepotatofarmer]

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[pinechild]

Been thinking about a snooty elf man, gorgeous and haughty as the rest of his kind, absolutely crumble at the sight of a chubby human. Their soft features—almost cherubic in a way—mesmerize him to an almost sickening degree. Like a classical painting come to life.

Snooty elf man can’t even stop himself from tracing his eyes along their curves over and over until the dips and valleys sears its image into the grooves of his brain.

He should feel ashamed of himself to not be attracted to the perfect straight lines and angular features of his fellow elves, but….he can’t find it in himself to.

And it drives him nearly mad! This little human flips his entire world on its head with a single breath and they probably don’t even have a clue! He’s conflicted beyond measure.

Should he just go for what’s expected of him? Or can he forfeit his social standing for his desires? Why does their plushness call to him so much? Why do love handles and double chins make his hands itch to touch and cock twitch? ….Should he get his head checked?

The object of his affection might think he absolutely despises them by the way he glares and burn holes into their soft skin, but in truth he’s just trying so hard to not get hard when being near them.

Will he ever admit any of this out loud? God no. He’s a proud man and it’s unbecoming of an elf to be less than cooly apathetic. But if his human heard him at night, the soft breaths and whispered moans accompanied the slick sounds of him fisting his cock, they’d think of him in a completely different light.

Especially when he weakly whimpers their name as he spills over himself, stomach sticky with cum. Face flushed, looking utterly ruined and wishing it was painted between his humans thighs instead.

[pinechild]

been trying to write some things but writers block is absolutely kicking my ass :c this suuuuucks ugh