Dear Tumblr bots,
It has come to my attention that many of you are very fond of my work and my cat. I appreciate your interest in my blog however, your blogs seem to have an interest in me specifically as well. As much as I want someone to hold and snuggle with, I am not interested in a robot with boobs crawling out of the floorboards lusting over me. Again, I appreciate your interest, but I am not interested.
With love and scales,
-Pomegranatapfel















