ohh i get it now. i’m going crazy

he/him 23 werewolf guy hornyposting and/or spam blog

[bisonboy420]

PLEASE 18+ AT LEAST TO FOLLOW <333

soren, he/him 23 y/o

im not afraid anymore

spam blog for me to hornypost and weedpost and lifepost if i so choose. yayy

tw for nsfw and drugs and probably suicide references

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[bisonboy420]

i’ve come around to a point of stability in my life which has caused me to not use this blog super often. i have more outlets for horniness and mental illness now. honestly besides the point. irrelevant. breaking my silence to ask a single question. why is it that the first part of me to know an edible has kicked in is without fail my dick

[fromthecrypt]

ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i've gone insane

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[bisonboy420]

also life update. i forgot to say this. im moving to a different city soon and im kind of very excited. i will have new people to talk to and make friends with and **** **** *** **** *** ** **

[bisonboy420]

life update update my life is exponentially better than it was + i am making new friends and i talk to many people but NO ONE IS ASTERISKING ME YET. AND YES ITS HORNY ASTERISKS.

[bisonboy420]

when i see or hear things i really like artistically the urge to say something along the lines of “oh my god. i just came” has been growing in strength recently. its bad

[bisonboy420]

another pooltoy hiero w some color palette experimentation

[bisonboy420]

NEED to make more oc nsfw. POSTHASTE!

[bisonboy420]

assorted horny werewolf doodles

[bisonboy420]

NEED to make more oc nsfw. POSTHASTE!

[bisonboy420]

assorted horny werewolf doodles

[bisonboy420]

another pooltoy hiero w some color palette experimentation

[bisonboy420]

[bisonboy420]

another pooltoy hiero w some color palette experimentation

[bisonboy420]

ok guys i dont think ive ever uttered a word about hlvrai on this account but this is more of a spam post and also im frightened of posting this way about media on my main sometimes. we’re gonna unpack that later. anyways

i made this image (which i never posted but DID use in my notes app diary) in december of 2020 so it’s been a full 5 years since i cried over a frenrey fanfic. i went back and found it (it’s called “In Which Gordon and Benrey Are Trapped In A Room Together” by bennybonny on ao3) bc i was like i genuinely don’t remember this fic or what about it made me cry and surely i am strong now and nothing can pierce my heart. girl… sobbing. full on sobbing. bc not only is it written in a way i really like and is indeed sad, it now ALSO has an added layer of nostalgia and holds different significance to me. so basically crying over a frenrey fanfic? yes

[bisonboy420]

attempting to quit nicotine but i have gotten in the habit of frequently taking little 1 minute breaks to vape out the door at work but since im not vaping i just go stand with the door propped open doing this

with the patriotic fidget spinner we have in the store. for whatever reason

[bisonboy420]

i got home from work (black friday) and altogether it wasnt a bad day at all! i decided to treat myself to an alcoholic beverage but tbh anytime i make a drink with liquor i over-pour so bad. i would be an insanely good bartender at a gay bar. its like that one post where the bartender got a review saying the drink was good and they said yeah bc i way over-poured bc my boss made me mad and im trying to bleed our stock dry. that was tea. anyways its like that but instead of all of that its me in my house and the boss is also me and so is the customer. anywyas all this to say ny drink is strong. so DONT be surprised if i start spam posting