無性の人生

21 - Female - Ace/aro spectrum Fandom trash with a dash of japan and odd stuff

[n8-draws]

Here's some models from the avatar art book!

[firelordtzuko]

Meanwhile there’s Zuko with his Kardashian sized wardrobe

[homiedepot]

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[thatchickparker]

Call it DM: disappointing mom

[ruinedchildhood]

[st-chair-deactivated20220103]

japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

[patthepatpat-deactivated2020051]

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

[monktonk]

japanese vs swedish

Japanese: kissa – drinking tea

Swedish: kissa – peeing

[dariattic-reblogs]

Japanese vs Russian

Japanese: hana - a flower

Russian: хана (same pronunciation) - a word you use when something/one is about to get fucked up

[meumin-archive]

JAPANESE VS. FILIPINO

Japanese: baka - idiot

Filipino: baka - cow

[caroldanversenthusiast]

is this chris hemsworths job???

[madmaxmur]

To stand next to women who look better than him in suits? Yeah practically

[kkachi95]

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

[zenndaya]

And, as a woman, there’s no way for me to make my own money. Not enough to earn a living or to support my family, and if I had my own money—which I don’t—that money would belong to my husband the moment we got married. And if we had children, they would be his not mine, they would be his property so don’t sit there and tell me that marriage isn’t an economic proposition because it is. It may not be for you but it most certainly is for me.

— LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[jaubaius]

Vampire and werewolf dating

[stream]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna definitely developed their own interpersonal roommates/sibling/best friend language that nobody else gets. Sometimes they T-pose at each other while staring blankly for a solid minute to show affection, do crab hands to indicate thirst, etc. When Martha is with them she's like hey um WHAT the fuck at first but picks up a lot of it. It's the partners in crime scene but Worse and More.

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna definitely developed their own interpersonal roommates/sibling/best friend language that nobody else gets. Sometimes they T-pose at each other while staring blankly for a solid minute to show affection, do crab hands to indicate thirst, etc. When Martha is with them she's like hey um WHAT the fuck at first but picks up a lot of it. It's the partners in crime scene but Worse and More.

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

[wizardnuke]

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

[aethersea]

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

[fieldbears]

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

[mzminola]

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

[aethersea]

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

[kitten-kin]

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

[ofyourshadow-blog]

[just-sly]

Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in there life or another.

[jehovahhthickness]

I needed this 4 years ago

[quichehound]

[sodiumpenta]

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

[quichehound]

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.